I don't like chips either.
Occasionally I will walk past a chip shop and am seduced by the aroma only to find myself disappointed once again, when I realise I have purchased a large bag of potatoes as a snack.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

We are so perfect for each other Monty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Star-crossed chip-haters, we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh God, it's starting all over again
Vicious circle, which incidentally is another term for TGB's vag.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

that and 'the Pink Hole of Calcutta'

EDIT sorry, that's incredibly coarse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:02, Reply)

You could probably fit the whole of Calcutta inside

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)