Well you can have all my nightmares from now on

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If they're all like the one you described
Then gladly!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I hate them
I wake up all sad
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

You need to start controlling them a bit
Start arming yourself in the dreams.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I can't do that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Very occasionally I can realise that I'm dreaming
Most of the time though, in my nightmares, I'm being chased, or my teeth are falling out, or I have to pee in a skanky public loo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I don't want those dreams in the first place
I'd like to control it so I don't have them.
I only like the ones where I'm having sex or I'm flying or I'm Debbie Harry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I haven't had a sex dream in AGES
And the last one I remember was disappointing, the sex was purely mechanical and I didn't feel a thing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I did have one the other day where I woke up before the best bit
But it was good while it lasted
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Was DJTP lying next to you
Grinning in his sleep and prodding you in the back?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

No, he was 200 miles away :(
/mope
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Poor Rootatron :(
Are you gonna see him soon, like?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

No dude.
Not until his sis's wedding, which is almost three weeks away.
But then we get to spend a whole week together and go on holiday too.
After a whole week in my company I reckons he'll give me the elbow.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Or you him
He'd be daft to kick you t'up kerb. Of course, I've never met you, maybe you've got some intensely annoying habits, like eating with your mouth open, or saying "pacifically", or your nose whistles when you breathe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

No but I am flatulent
and I'll wager I've done it in my sleep and disgusted him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

God my Lady is the same
Like, all the time. She got stranded in town after she was let out of work late yesterday, so I drove her home (was having an evening to myself). As she thanked me and got out to leave, she paused, and leaned in to kiss me goodbye. Or so I thought, actually she farted, laughed, got out and slammed the door, trapping me inside.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I wouldn't do that to him
I do it to everyone else. But I try not to fart around him.
I like to jump onto my dad's lap, let one rip, then run away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Hahaha! I like how childish that is.
The Lady was good for the first month, now she doesn't even try to hide it. Me, I leave the room if I feel a bad one coming on, it's the decent thing to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You know calling her "The Lady"
makes you both sound like pompous twats
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You know I'm a pompous twat though
I also call her "The missus", does that rile you too? I hope so.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Doesn't rile me at all
It riles me when people consistently ditch their so called friends for their other half who they see at least every other day, but people being pompous twats doesn't. Which is why I do actually get on with Vipros
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

That's what she said

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)