You were really really cool as a kid, weren't you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a cousin whose name rhymes with Raiden
He was such a cunt of a kid.
Little ginger crying cunt who was always stealing from me and battering me then crying his eyes out whenever I got the courage to retaliate.
He's a lovely fella now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Well, you know my real name, is it that?
Only I'm not ginger, and arguably not a cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

yeah it's that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Spelt the same?
I met a guy who's got the same name, but spells it with an 'e' at the end, not an 'a'. Totally different, and clearly inferior spelling to the proper name. There's a Saint with my name too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Oh yes, he has the 'e' too.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Clearly inferior
It's probably what made him a ginger cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Not at all
I just don't want to put some of the insulting nicknames in case you guys taunt me with them, and re-open old wounds.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Awwwww
go on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Well, highly original
But my name also rhymes with 'Gaydon'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)