I got stung in the eye by a wasp once
It was in 2002, so not the LAST thing, but the last one I saw fit to commit to memory. It woke me up, after a night spent taking massive drugs, at 7am. By stinging me in the fucking eye. That was rubbish.

On the upside, England are making Pakistan's batsmen look foolish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You say 'massive drugs'
how massive is massive? Size of your head, size of a poodle, I demand answers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

It was in 2002
and I couldn't remember then!

But if I had to guess, I'd say it was the size of a 1.4l Volkswagen Polo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

If you remember 2002,
You weren't there man.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

A valid point.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Meh
I've seen a guy swallow a pill the size of a blue whale before!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I bet he didin't get stung in the fucking eye by a wasp though
not that he would've noticed if he had. That was my downfall; insufficiently massive drugs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Nah he was probably protected by the massive blue whale size drug at the time

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I think you're porpoisely exaggerating for comedy effect

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Nope its 100% trufacts
His names Jim, Jim the druggie. He has a name and everything, can't get more real than that!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)