less than an inch from my eye
to be fair, I did kick a chair to see if they were near it, and they most definitely were
I ran off the porch and they totally followed me and got me hard
IN THE FACE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:40, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*fears*
I sprayed one to its death the other night with Pledge the furniture polish! It worked quite well actually!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I had a flyswatter :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Aww that never works as well as spray!
In fact its probably more than likely going to just piss off the wasp even more! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

yeah I know
but I was grilling. GRILLING.

Can't be spraying that shit near the food.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

This is true!
Curses
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

still, it taught me a valuable lesson
don't go kicking chairs when you know there's wasps about

BUT the cunts got my dog. TWICE.
They're all dead now. *does a victory dance*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)