Saw Inception and The A-Team this weekend
Inception is unbefuckinglievably good. Best film I've seen since, well, probably The Dark Knight actually. Just amazing. A-Team is more or less exactly what you'd expect, it's a lot of fun but only cos of the characters. Only fans of the programme need bother with it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Were you disappointed
to find 'Cowboy George' did not feature?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

No
Although your impressive knowledge of A-Team detail gives us some idea of how early your Mum's ITV ban ended

EDIT: I mentioned this to Ms Foxtrot the other day. Despite herself, she found it hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I saw it on one of those 'TV from the 80s' shows fairly recently.
That said, at a guess, my mother's ITV lies were unmasked in about 1979.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Not the proudest moment for British pop stars trying to make it in America
nor the best in-joke in The A-Team. That would be when Face spots someone wearing a Cylon outfit and does a double-take, like he can't remember which programme he's in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Boy George once leered at me in Camden Sainsbury's.
I think he may even have winked at me. It was not a nice experience.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Could have been worse
There are other gender-bending singers from the 70s/80s that could have taken a shine to you...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:39, Reply)

*massive cringe*
When I was a fresh-faced long-haired golden youth, some wags used to call me 'Marilyn'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I hope you howled with a primal rage
And stabbed them in such a frenzied state that the Police thought a wolverine had got loose from the zoo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:43, Reply)

It happened quite regularly
It was around the time I was described as 'the roughest bird I've seen this year'.

I shall try and get an old photo off my brother so you all can see for yourselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Not because you looked like him,
but because you were sleeping with Gavin Rossdale
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:44, Reply)

He did have an impressive 'bush'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:47, Reply)

A veritable Judith

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Inception is properly amazing.
I want to go see it again! At the end everyone went "argh oh my god!" in the cinema
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Same here!
Glad you enjoyed it, this makes you a better person.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I am an awesome person
you're the shitbag
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Aww, see I was being nice
And you lash out with the venom again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Sorry I'm sick and had to come to work
and I want to be at home in bed watching BSB and playing with my new phone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

BSB?
Battlestar Badger?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I was just thinking that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

'Belgian Shit-Bathers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Always lowering the tone

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Aren't they just?
Those pesky Belgians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Yes
It's my own version starring myself and several stuffed badgers I have collected from repossed estates
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Sounds frakkin' stupid.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)

your face is frakkin' stupid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Your mum's face is frakkin' stupid

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

She does have horse teeth
so fair point
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)