Ditching the meek boy
And going for Mr Danger then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh, I've already had Mr Danger. ;)
But he's not the only reason the puppy is going to be history.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

The puppy, that was it
And good for you, I guess, on having had Mr Danger!
What quality does Mr Friday have? We can't call him Mr Friday for long.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Mr Friday and Mr Danger are one and the same.
Me and all my guy mates spent the night at a friends inventing cocktails and listening to loud music. It was ace. My cocktail was called the Randy Poledancer and it was beautiful.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Ahh I getcha
What was in this cocktail?
Nothing much exciting happened to me this weekend, apart from getting my septum pierced. It hurt for a second, but was ok after that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Which bit's the septum again?
2 shots of disaranno
2 shots of cherry sours
1 1/2 shots of lemon juice
2 shots of vodka (optional and what turns it into randy)
Top it up with ice and/or a bit of soda water.

Can I just add, I didn't come up with the name. Everyone else was using their last names but I don't like mine very much and asked for suggestions.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Sounds alright
The septum's the bit in the middle of your nose, between your nostrils.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

It's excellent. And contributed nicely to the other excellent parts of my night.
Ahh, right. I thought it was somewhere on your ear. Does it look good?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I think it does (it's in my FB profile pic)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)