Crow seems to remember
that he was being quite facetious and probably had it coming.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm facetious all the time
Number of times I have been punched in the face: Zero.

This trufact will probably surprise a lot of people who have met me and now wish they had punched me in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Oh man I am so gonna punch you in the face next time I see you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I will run you over and dump your body in the Avon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I'm going to shit on your car now.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Then I will have to set fire to your flat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)

l +head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Mean

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I will take your mother out for a steak dinner
AND NEVER CALL HER BACK!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

You'd love my mum
she is awesome at "your face" jokes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I think I punched him in the back of the head
I do not remember Wookie at all. I have apologised and I'm very sorry. It's going down as one of those nights I wish hadn't happened and will not be recalled to memory.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)