Jeff sounds like a cunt.
If he's 24 and has never had a girlfriend he's either deficient in some way, or a bender.

WELL DONE FOR SHOWERING DAILY, CLEANING YOUR TEETH TWICE A DAY AND WEARING CLEAN CLOTHES, JEFFREY.

I suspect the problem may lie the way in which he 'loves' his dog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:06, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The voice of sanity at last.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I really think you should be an agony aunt.

( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

His
Pedigree BumChum?

\apologies
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

He loves his dog so much
he gives it a bone every night.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Well
My previous boyfriend didn't have a girlfriend (or even a kiss) until he was 25. He's a very decent chap, nice, polite and very, very good in bed. He was just too shy for anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ah but did he fuck dogs, like Jeff here?

EDIT I'll bet he was 'very, very good in bed', he'd had over ten years' theory testing under his belt before the practical exam. His poor knackers must have been like watermelons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I don't think he did
It took us almost a week to successfully have sex, as he lied to me and said he knew what he was doing, and I let him to it. He didn't...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Be fair....
Compared to some people I've run across basic hygene is something of a milestone.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

As is basic spelling ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I owe you one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Ah yeah
I see that now :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Thank you!
When I read the cleanliness bit I thought "Erm, you're supposed to?". Hey, ladies, I can walk! Revel in my ambulatory prowess!!

Oh, and as a word of warning, you are now breathing and blinking manually.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)