Nope, sorry
he's not for sale! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hire him out.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Haha
Speaking of hiring out people, have you heard about these people in America that rent themselves out as 'friends' to rich people who don't have time to make proper friends!? They're paid by the hour and everything. Its like an escort but without the sexehtime!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I'm one of them.
And a doctor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Do you also transform into a jeep and trek across the North Pole?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

On a daily basis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Wow man
Like, wow!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I cannot believe my amazing life myself, sometimes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

oh my god
Lab pays me a pint a night to pretend to be his friend. I need to renegotiate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I'll negotiate for you.,
I'm a professional negotiator, when I'm not doing my other stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Shithaus
This is actually true.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I should do that,
I'm excellent company.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Like, totally!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Just saying.
I mean, he's proven he's marriage material.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You're not ready for his jelly!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Oooh!
Shall I buy a hat?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

i'll stick with the jock for now
But if she dumps him...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No need.
I'm also a milliner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

A man with a hat, you say?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

No, a milliner.
There's a joke I am entirely missing here, I suspect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Ooh! T
White, no sugar thanks.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)