It depends on how well you know them.
I'd suggest an invitation to the opera as an opening gambit, personally.

If you are going gaz a picture of your cock to an unsuspecting lady, I'd suggest that you get someone else to stand in as a stunt double, to add to the illusion.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

to add to the illusion so it can be captured without need for a microscopic lens.
( thealternativefact, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:27, Reply)

I've got a really nice personality
and I shower daily AND brush my teeth a lot. AND I have a high IQ.

Fido never puts me down like this, I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Yeh.
That stuff totally matters after the pub on a Friday night.
( thealternativefact, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

More importantly
do you swallow ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Monty takes it nasally if the rumours are true.

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:34, Reply)

It's more of a lapping motion.
Then I lie in my basket and dream of owning a computer shop, wagging my little tail.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Utopia indeed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

It may take
more than Winalot to reel this one in Monty.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

*ugrades to a liberal sprinkling of powdered Iams in the pubes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:43, Reply)

Well, that as well.
Would you like to marry me? We could honeymoon at the South Pole; it would be excellent.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I'll only do it if none of your fucking family comes to the wedding.

( thealternativefact, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Since none of my family (or friends or best man, come to that) came to my last wedding
consider it a deal.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:32, Reply)