Ah, Dozer.
Can I call you Dozer? It reminds me of the Matrix. I was everybody's stunt double in that you know.

Anyway, yes; your problem. I'm afraid that medical advice is useless in this type of situation, uness you're willing to fork out a fortune on psychotherapy (note: must get round to qualifying).

Skatewear is generally fine if you can actually skate; however, if you're over the age of 25 I'd suggest staying away from the 'jeans around the buttocks look'. Actually, stay away from that look anyway; it only looks vaguely respectable on potty training toddlers and even then it's a bit wrong.

My advice would be to have a look on the Daily Mail website (or even the Sun's, they have half naked laydees on that one, some of whom look as if the've been to one of the Poles already if their nipples are to be believed) and check out some of the comments to stories about immigrunts. You'll soon be as right as rain.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 22:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

When I say skatewear, not the trousers round the buttocks look.
And my friends call me Plummers, so yeah, call me Dozer.

So, what about the bipolar sartorialism?

I am still in need of help.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Simple.
One look for the day, another for night. Or, if you're feeling especially flamboyant, you could go for the Two Face out of Batman look and go half and half.

It's a winner.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:07, Reply)

I saw a beheading video today and now I know what a dying man's ragged breathing sounds like when it comes through a partially severed windpipe.
Can you help with that one?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I suggest you try and forget about it.
Try taking up a hobby. Polar exploration's good, and has the added benefit of being able to drop out at the last minute whilst fucking off with the sponsorship money.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:14, Reply)

Have you ever seen 'Shogun Assassin'?
The last line of dialogue:

Master of Death: When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is...ridiculous.
[dies]

Top five film for me, that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:15, Reply)

No, no I haven't.
How goes it, Monty old bean? I have just ordered the original 12" of Temptation by New Order.

As a massive, long term Joy Division fan it's taken me the best part of fifteen years to be able to listen to New Order.

Funny I know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Not at all bad, thank you, young Plummers.
I must confess I have never 'got' either band.

Today, for me, it's all about 'Dirty Robber':
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwcAdwTipYE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Ah, The Sonics.
Or as James Murphy refers to them, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I've edited the link to the superior Wailers original, if you care...
EDIT I've seen The Sonics - what a show.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:32, Reply)

Not into Reggae at all
Closest I get to reggae is jungle.

Or perhaps this, one of my favourite (and most prized) records:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQxvo_9DEqY
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I saw David Bowie once.
In a film. On the telly. I could totally sort his eyes out, being a newly qualified opthalmic surgeon and all that.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:37, Reply)

It's The Fabulous Wailers, from Seattle.
They were the band The Sonics learned it all from. I do like that Slits number though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

That's okay then
Reggae is a frightful din, can't abide it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Some of it is indeed tosh (pun intended)
but there are some great reggae records hidden amidst the faeces, honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I'll take your word on that

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:01, Reply)

don't
it's all frightful lies. Listen to some VAST instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 0:02, Reply)