Oh, come on.
I just had a great night last night apart from waking up at 3.30am due to jetlag. Enough with the Batshitmentalist stuff already.

I've been lurking for about 4 years, was introduced to b3ta via the webby awards and a friend in Sarf Africa.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think you are taking this flak very well.
Is your fiances name Barbie?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Hahaha!
Her name is Crystal and you're not the first to ask that question
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I've now realised you are a real person.
The people you are accused of being, suffered from thread deleting tendencies when the going got tough.

You haven't done that (yet).

QED.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

I'm real and I don't flounce (I like that word).
I'm exhausted though, gotta be up for work in 2 hours and still catching up on time difference - I'm 5 hours behind you guys.
(nolongernuts, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Looking all wrecked when you get to the office,
implies you worked on the flight. Make the most of it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Not if you also reek of cheap sherry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I thought b3ta didn't allow traffic from South Africa because of /talk mental Bou.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wonder if it could be syncubus
wasn't he 'internet' 'friends' with Bou?
( M o D, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Sorry, excuse me while I'm 'sick' at the 'thought' of 'that'.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)