When I was a boy
I once saw a pigeon being MURDERED by a bird of prey, one day after school, just outside my house. The pigeon was trying to hide under a car but to no avail. It was rather traumatic to me, being a sensitive, artistic soul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was once in the garage
when I heard a massive THUD on the side. Peeking out the window I saw a bird of prey happily tucking in to a pigeon. There were feathers everywhere for weeks.

Top Tip: Mowing over the feathers will not make them go away but will result in feather confetti everywhere
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

You were allowed to take the school perigrine home?
That is posh.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Ah, there's a story from my old school, home of mentals
concerning a pigeon. I probably would mentally scar you if I told it to you again :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

As opposed to physically scarring me
Your usual modus operandum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Shut up, or I'll punch you
AGAIN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

sensitive, artistic soul raging bumder
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)