I was scuba diving with Chris Packam from the Really Wild Show
but my BCD had a leak so I had trouble maintaining neutral bouyancy. Afterwards I asked him if I should hose the kit down with clean water and he said "Nah".

Overall a poor dream: 4/10
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No idea who Chris Packman is
so I'd give it a 3. However, you didn't have to clean the kit, so that makes it a 5.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I was disappointed in his lax attitude to maintaining his kit
and thought it explained the leaking BCD. Then my alarm went off.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Would have been a better dream if it had been Terry Nutkins. He was awesome on TV when I was a kid.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I would have preferred Michaela Strachan
now THAT would have been a dream worth having
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

met her once about 10 years ago at a work event. Bit rough in the flesh. Still would have though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

So would I
it'd be a bit weird though, a bit like shagging one of your old teachers,
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

old teachers = little bit of sick in my mouth. Bleurgh.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)