I had a really horrific dream last night.
I was on the plane that crashed into the twin towers, it was horrible. It ended with me clinging onto my best friend and a baby tiger as the plane got closer and closer to the tower. Then there was a terrible crash and a scream of metal and a falling sensation and I woke up. Not nice.

What did you dream about last night? I hope it was nicer than mine.

Alt Q: Are you a clean freak or will you happily live in a pigsty?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:55, 176 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was imaginging being the pilot of that last night
My dreams were horrid again but fortunately I was too busy being ill to remember them when I woke up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I nearly always have horrible dreams
and one or two of them a night. Last night I had one horrible dream which was creepy, and one rather nice dream about Brian Molko which made me want to see Placebo again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

he has tiny teeth

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

and he is probably
shorter than I am
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I don't dream I scheme.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I read that in a Sheldon Cooper voice for some reason.
made me smile.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'm not a clean freak
and my flat (when I lived alone) was usually pretty messy, but never unclean, i.e. I wouldn't leave mugs with coffee in them so long they go mouldy and if something spilled I would clean it up, but I always have half finished projects all over the place.

Wiggy claims to be really clean and tidy but he's totally not, he just has less stuff than me. He makes me have mad cleaning blitzes every so often. He blames me for the flat being messy, but he's just as bad.

I don't remember my dream last night, probably because I had a joint immediately before bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

you had a joint?!?
I've never wanted you more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

haha
yeah I gave in, if you can't beat them join them. I need to build up my resistance a bit though, if I'm lying on the sofa it just puts me to sleep.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

good girl ;-)
yeah, tolerance is a weird thing. I go through phases. I can smoke all night at the moment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Tsk, tsk
I'm so dissapointed.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

sorry.
I'm not a huge partaker in Massive Drugs but I'm far from against them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

My tolerance is hilariously low.
apparently I'm very amusing to smoke with.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

lightweights are pretty funny
particularly when you get them to smoke a contraption
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

What's one of those fellas?
The one time I used a bong I was completely flat out. I get an awful sense of time dilation too. I remember each blink feeling like a year. I wantde to get up and leave, and told myself I'd leave in a couple of centuries...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'm like that if I have a bong,
last time I did it Will had the lads round for Guitar Hero and I barely managed three notes, my time delay was stupid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

it's what I call bongs, waterfalls, buckets etc.
I fucking love smoking a good bong. Not had one since I left uni I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'd combined the bong with other stuff so was still fairly with it
the bad time dilation was from just a spliff.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Wiggy bought a hookah recently
they had a star wars night and everyone passed out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

heh
I've always found it hard to get a hookah working properly with weed in it. prefer spliffs and bongs really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

he only used weed in that once because you need loads and it's not the best method
he mostly uses it with the fruit vapour thingies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

yeah
I don't really care for those. give me a tickly throat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I don't mind them but it seems kind of pointless
like you're just breathing fruity air.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

with some slightly cancerous side effects

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

really? he told me it was harmless!
lies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I just laugh at everything for about half an hour then fall asleep.
I'd rather be drunk.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I much prefer being stoned to drunk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

With both, I usually get to a point in the night
Where I just think "right, I'm bored of this now, I just want to be sober again"
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

it is annoying when that happens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Never happens with me,
just "I want to go to bed"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

yeah me too
My sister is worse, when she's really drunk she'll be all happy and chatty and fun (the complete opposite of her normal self) and then suddenly she'll pass out with her head on the table.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I've never passed out through booze
But I do reach a point where I just go to bed.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Your flat isn't messy.
Or had you tidied especially for the party?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

don't enrage Pyschochomp
he wasn't invited remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

REOPEN THAT WOUND WHY DON'T YOU

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Everyone tidies for parties
Don't they?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Depends what kind of party.
If I was having my friends over, I wouldn't bother.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not even a quick tidy?
I have a quick once-over of the living room, kitchen and loo. Nothing major, no scrubbing or owt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I'd move anything I didn't want them seeing/messing with.
But that's it. My friends create mess instinctively everywhere they go.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

oh god he makes me clean for hours before parties
like scrubbing the floor and proper cinderella shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

doe she make you wear a special outfit?
oh, I watched Crank 2 last night. It's as hilarious as the first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Isn't it?
Leaves it open to a 3rd as well, as ridiculous as that would be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

there's one in the pipeline apparently
possibly in 3D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

considering the ending of the first one I wouldn't have thought they'd need to bother with things like
'leaving it open'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

ha no. I tried to make him wear a frilly apron and nothing else but he wasn't having it
he's a nazi when he's in cleaning mode.

I need to watch Crank 2, I must remember to get Wiggy to download it. I watched the first one on acid though so I should probably watch that again to make sure stuff I remember really happened.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

on acid?!?
you absolute fiend!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's the only time I've done it
I wanted to know what it was like. It was ok, but I don't think I'd do it again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

didn't do it for me either
had some good times on shrooms in the past, but last time was shit, so I'm not bothering any more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

It was amusing, but I'm not sure I would be happy with halucinations
since we'd never done it before I wanted to do it in a safe environment, so we did it in the flat. I just wanted to make sure I would still be able to tell what was real and what wasn't. I do remember sitting on the balcony for what seemed like hours, giggling at the people who walked past and going "I squish your head". I think at one point we thought we were picking them up, like ants, which was hilarious at the time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I do that
I wouldn't want people to go to my home if it's dirty. But then I have to clean again after the party, and I never have time.

Last party Mark couldn't help with the preparations, so he promissed he'd clean afterwards. 2 months later we still had plates and trays that hadn't been washed, and there was a black, sticky patch on the floor where someone had dropped a drink.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Dressed in rags with your own toothbrush?
And does he dress up as your fairy godmother when it's clean enough to tell you to start getting ready?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

that would be awesome
I wonder if they make a fairy godmother outfit that would fit him
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

^like
i never dream cause of green!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I dreamed that I got persuaded to have some photos taken in catalogue type poses
and I ended up in a Pierre Cardin advert in GQ magazine.

I think it is one of the most random dreams I've ever had.

I have a lot of clutter, but I don't like dirtiness, or messiness. I surprise myself with how fastidious I am sometimes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

even your subconsious is smug.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

it was properly weird
particularly as I have never read GQ in my life, and don't know anyone who does.

can't even remember the last time I saw one, or even an advert for one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I was far too tired to recall dreaming last night
I've been sleep deprived thanks to a poorly nugget.

Alt Q: I will tolerate a certain amount of untidiness, but once the threshold is crossed I go postal with cleaning products and clean the heck out of everything until I'm happy with the result.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

out of curiosity
do they get called nuggets in RL?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Sometimes they do...
...although I have their mobile numbers listed on my phone as Helmet #1 and Helmet #2.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Even their grandfather sometimes calls them "Helmet"
I don't think he fully realises the connotations.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh and on the tidiness thing
I like to think that I'm tidy, but I'm really not. I'll be fine living in a mess for a bit, then suddenly I'll get a wild urge to clean
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

yeah this is what I was like when I had my own place
I used to clean on a Sunday when I had a hangover, it seemed to help.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I rarely remember my dreams after waking up
As for cleanliness, I am very lazy, but don't like to leave my living room or study untidy. Ok, I'll leave some plates on the side for a couple of days, then do one big pot wash, but that's about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Aw man
Due to a lengthy meeting I missed an epic bra thread! It's too long to comment now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I hate that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I know
If I come on here and the top thread has over 100 posts, I don't normally bother replying, unless it's sufficiently awesome. The bra thread's over 200, far to long to butt in to.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I have a recurring dream
Where I am on a bus and I casually walk up to the front of the bus and then stab the driver in the neck with a pen, the bus crashes and I casually get off and walk away like nothing has happened.

Talking about dreams is boring.

Alt Q. I am a clean freak but believe there is a big difference between clean and tidy, I will happily be surrounded by clutter as long as its clean clutter, dirty plates and clothes are a big no no, piles of computers and electronic parts is ok.
( Peej, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Am I the only person who hardly ever remembers dreaming?
I'll maybe wake up from a dream and remember a very small bit of it, maybe once a year.

I always feel like I'm missing out.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

you are
I remember mine all the time, and they are weird and thoroughly entertaining.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

The vast majority of the time I remember nothing from my dreams
on the occasions that I do remember something I think it's because I haven't slept well.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

i never remember dreams

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

As a child and teenager, I had awesome dreams.
no longer the case
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I had an awful dream
We were celebrating the Kings' Day (6th of January, when we give presents for Christmas) and all my family was there (usually it's only my parents and siblings, as we live too far). THey wre being so critical with all my presents! I felt so bad and stressed all the way through :(

What's worst is that it'll probably happen like this next Christmas, as the wedding is only 2 days later and everybody will be there on the 6th. I'm terrified.

I'd like to be a clean freak, because tidy, clean things make me fell *good*. However, I never have time, and Mark's always putting things in the wrong place.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Cleanliness does make me feel good
But so does laziness
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

my parents got married on the sixth of January
it's how my mum got away with wearing a velvet dress without passing out
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I don't remember a recent dream
the most recent nasty one was one where I was attacked and assaulted. I very rarely have nightmares though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Oh, as for the tidying thing
you saw my semi packed room :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

my nightmares usually involve sharks.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Oh no
I just remembered my dream.
No wonder I blocked it out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Were you investigating
who was who on b3ta, and discovered that EVERYBODY is Ed?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

You're close

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Even the seagull is Ed
Isn't it? That's why it disturbes you so much.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Did you discover that it's Dj that's Ed?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It was a bit like that.
He wasn't Ed but he wasn't really real either.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Aww,
You poor thing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

She was going about her normal dreamy business
Occasionally irritated by an itch on her cheek. She scratched it a bit, but didn't let it distract her, until after a good scratch she felt something tear.
It was just a little flap of skin, didn't hurt, but really her face shouldn't be tearing, should it? She couldn't stop touching it, and like a tatty bit of selotape on a mysteriously shaped Christmas present, it began to curl and pull, getting a little larger as she continued to scratch at it. The rest of her dream was forgotten, this one flap of skin dominated everything. It was just so itchy, and although scratching made it feel better, the flap kept getting bigger and bigger.
So she started to pull at it, her stomach turning as she felt a very odd sensation as she slowly tore this section of skin away from her face. It was odd, but liberating. She felt warmer underneath this skin, and the more she tugged, the more it felt like she was trapped under a layer of something alien, something not her. Before she knew it, she'd removed a good section of her face, feeling the occasional flap of loose 'skin' over her mouth and eyes.
She needed to know what was happening to her, but feared looking into the mirror. She steadied herself, although her fingers kept picking at the shredded skin, and headed into her bathroom.
It was there that she saw what she dreaded.
Under what was left of what she thought was her skin, was something else. Something very much alive. Thankfully something human, she thought at least, because she could see in some places clothes under the skin she was peeling back.
The itching had got worse, her scratching more panicked, and soon she was fully ripping off her skin in random patches. Her hair as well, she pulled away in clumps, because it didn't feel like her hair any more. There was no pain, only this incessant itching, which seemed to wane as she flayed herself.
Finally the itching stopped, and, breathless but thankful, she opened her eyes to see someone new staring back at her in the mirror. Someone she at first didn't recognise, but someone that felt truer to her than anything else imaginable. Someone older, wiser, distinguished in their military uniform, a number of rings on their ring finger...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

shut up gonzo

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Did you really read it
Or did you just see a massive wall of text and shoot for a 3 word insult?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

^Officelol^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

What do you think?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I read some of it
it was gross.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

That was intentional
She said it was a horrible dream. If she'd said it was nice I would have made it cute and fluffy not have bothered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It reminded me of V, that series from the 80's
when the aliens would peel off their human skin and the snack on a live rat or two.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

from the 80s?
Is the new one a remake then?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Yes it is
Although I haven't seen much about it since seeing a trailer a year or so ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I've watched a couple of eps
it was ok, wasn't great. I keep meaning to watch more but I'm on with 24 s2, America Dad s5 and Weeds s5 at the moment.

It's got the fit whore from Firefly in it though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

*ears prick up* Really?
I might have to watch it then, although I'm trying to get back into Lost (S4) and True Blood (mostly through S1).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

On the one hand I want to watch Lost
on the other it can just fuck off and die
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I really liked the first few seasons
Stopped watching it when I broke up with the ex, but would like to finish it off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I've never watched Lost
No one has ever recommended it to me without also cursing it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I recommend it
without cursing it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

watched the first episode of weeds season 6 last night

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I was waiting for it to come out so we could download it
but then we realised we've got season 5 sitting there and we've never watched it, belm. I'll be starting it this weekend, I'm quite excited.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

season 6 premiere got leaked
it's exciting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

It gets better the first series of V is definatly worth a watch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

You need to win some sort of writing prize.
That's fucking incredible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Thanks!
Not sure about that though, it's a bit creepy!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

JESUS
DId you write that?
Sounds feasible.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Yes I wrote that
Is that what you wanted to hear? Would it be less weird if I said I got it off a site?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Stop messing with me 'ead!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I have a recurring dream that I am having a seizure. I don't know if this is a dream or I am having really a seizure. Weird.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I was scuba diving with Chris Packam from the Really Wild Show
but my BCD had a leak so I had trouble maintaining neutral bouyancy. Afterwards I asked him if I should hose the kit down with clean water and he said "Nah".

Overall a poor dream: 4/10
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

No idea who Chris Packman is
so I'd give it a 3. However, you didn't have to clean the kit, so that makes it a 5.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I was disappointed in his lax attitude to maintaining his kit
and thought it explained the leaking BCD. Then my alarm went off.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Would have been a better dream if it had been Terry Nutkins. He was awesome on TV when I was a kid.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I would have preferred Michaela Strachan
now THAT would have been a dream worth having
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

met her once about 10 years ago at a work event. Bit rough in the flesh. Still would have though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

So would I
it'd be a bit weird though, a bit like shagging one of your old teachers,
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

old teachers = little bit of sick in my mouth. Bleurgh.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Last night I didn't dream
The night before I'd taken part in a theft, got away with it, then one of my friends admitted we'd known the other thieves, been in the area, and come into a lot of money to the police. I wanted to murder him.

Alt Q: I don't like my house being untidy, but I don't give a shit about my room itself. Not good really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Didn't sleep well enough
to remember my dreams last night, but have just had a raging argument with one of my supposed best mates and got called all the cunts under the sun. I wish that was a dream rather than a horribly depressing reality.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Ha ha,
girls are right aggro.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

As it happens
the friend in question is male.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Oh really that's a bit off.
What was the basis of the argument?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

see below

(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

what was it about?
is she being a douche?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Went to a festival together this weekend
his girlfriend has never really liked me, and (I thought) was quite off with me all weekend, as was he. When I mentioned this he totally flipped his lid and said she'd tried really hard to be nice and how I'd just behaved like a total dick etc etc etc. I'm supposed to be going to a house party with them this weekend, so that's going to be awkward.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Kick her in the cunt til her tits explode
It's the only way she'll learn
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I can't
she's a big effort, I might lose my foot.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I've never heard that before, lolz

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

might be worth skipping it
just this once.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Nah go to the party, cause drama,
start crying, ruin everyones night.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's really not my scene
hers, for sure, but not mine.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Beat her at her own game.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

make sure that if you do as Chompy says
that you finish off with crying and running out of the house so people have to go looking for you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

go with my suggestion
just because in my experience house parties are where these things really kick off, alcohol/drugs don't help and things get overly emotional very quickly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Like TGB did when she met Vipros at the Cornwall bash?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

God, TGB is such a bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

are your misplaced signature apostrophes lolironic?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

What do you think?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I don't know
there's a 50/50 chance with you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I had a male friend whose girlfriend hated me and he found a total bullshit reason to fall out with me
and stopped speaking to me for the entirety of their relationship. When they broke up he admitted it had all been bollocks.

If this bloke has had to put up with pressure from his girlfriend to fall out with you he might just have given in.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

In my experience
Girls have a fantastic ability to wear a man down, fiendishly boxing him in so that he's damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't. Often the simplest route is to just acquiesce to all her demands.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

+ shag her mates when she's away

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I would never do such a thing
How DARE you!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

yeah I'm trying to cut one of my 'friends' out of my life because he does my head in
but I'm trying not to force Wiggy to do it too, but it's hard because now this guy has got a girlfriend he keeps inviting me and Wiggy round for lame couples evenings and I don't want to go but I don't to stop Wiggy from hanging out with him if he wants to.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It's always a tricky situation
I've got some lolfriendsdrama of my own, although thankfully I'm not directly involved. I wish people would man the fuck up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

In my case I wish some people would fuck the fuck off.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Couldn't agree more!
Oh, wait... that was a hint...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I hate couple's evenings, but I hate 'lets set up all our friends with each other' evenings worst.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I would never do that
I don't like encouraging other people's happiness
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Good.
There is always one there, one of the single people you invite, who thinks "I'm to good for these people, christ, they're ovbously single, look at them with their blah-blah" and then uses the whole time the next time telling you about how much of a loser those people are, subtally though, and then he goes home and cries to himself at night.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

So...Chompy then?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I am too good for these people.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

which people?
your friends' friends or ^ these people ^ right here?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Most people on the planet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

i am going to presume that i am excluded from the most
and am therefore better than you. as we both know this is the case.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Same with a friend of mine
Her boyfriend never liked me or my housemate (we're both massive flirts). One night my housemate was flirting with her (we all knew it was harmless), and the boyfriend kicked off, and tried to attack him. Housemate walked away, did the sensible thing.

Because we were pissed, and he was sober, it was turned round to be all our fault, because I told the boyfriend to fuck off earlier in the night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

But we've known each other for a loooooong time
and he's always resisted her propaganda and gotten along with me well. Which makes me think I might have been a dick, I suppose, but I really don't think I was.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Girlfriends never like me. (unless they're friends with me anyway)
I've always been very apologetic and offer to back off, but the guy has always been like "don't be daft, she's being an idiot. I'm not going to stop being friends with you cos she's in a tiz" So thankfully I've never lost any friends from it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Yes, but I suspect the difference between us is
that I am dull, plain and harmless, and you are not.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

If this is true (which I doubt :p)
Then surely it should be the other way around?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Well, I mean that I am wholly
un-threatening. So she shouldn't dislike me on that basis, which is probably the basis that your friend's girlfriends don't like you on.
is it just me or was that sentence really convoluted?
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Ahh, I see.
Yeah, that's pretty much the reason they don't like me. I forsee particular difficulties with my best friend's new girlfriend.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I generally get on well with mate's partners
but that is because when I try hard, I can be nice and funny and a bit ditzy. It's when the concentration slips that things go tits up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

ha ha, the prize for the most subtle way to call applebite a slag goes to berk.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Not at all!
She freely admits she is predatory and I've seen photos of her in the flickr pool. So she's certainly not plain or harmless, and I doubt very much that she is dull.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Don't worry, I wasn't offended in the slightest :)
Chompy is just stirring.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Always

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

You're not plain either from what I recall
although I did don the wine spectacles rather early.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Aw, cheers dude
Beer goggles are my friend.
(berk, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Dreams...
Only ever remember them when they contain nudity, either mine or someone elses...

Best one I can remember from many moons ago was dreaming that my wife had a twin (she doesnt) and that I had a guilt free wife based threesome
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Aircraft crashes are a reocurring theme in my dreams,
according to google it's to do with setting unobtainable goals or lack of confidence, I think it's because I like watching plane crashes on youtube.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Always plane crashes and explosions in mine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)