Take half of mine.
Please. Not the good half though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

half my cousins
are slags (in the good sense) the other half have caught religion
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Of my four:
The eldest is a dancer, super cool and very pretty and lets me rummage through her wardrobe every now and then.
Then is the rude bint that just produced a crotchfruit
Then is the 13yr old shy one who I like to take under my wing whenever I see her, and take her shopping and stuff.
Then is the hyper, noisy, rude spoilt brat that I can't fucking stand.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I have fifteen cousins on my mother's side
They range from the oldest who is about forty and let me use a shotgun when I was ten, the nice ones who are unrepentantly having fun, through to the 3 female ones I cannot stand, all of whom are nurses, religious in the worst kind of way and very much signed up to the 'husband and children as soon as possible' doctrine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)