Owner - ha ha.
Are you single by any chance Gonz?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I just don't know where I go wrong =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You see, Piston told me all about it, how to get the chicks.
What you do, see, is point out all their mistakes, thus showing you are clever and therefore would potentially produce good offspring. You let them know how ugly they are in front of your friends, so she gets a low self esteem, and can see that you can do better, again, making you appear a good potential father, but you've got to sweet-talk her in private, showing her that you're a little bit interested, as otherwise she might leave thinking that you don't want her. If she doesn't do something right, like cook dinner properly, then you fling it at the wall, thus showing you're deserving of only michaline star stuff every day. If she decides to talk during a film or telivision show you enjoy, she has 'wronged' you, so that means you're allowed to cheat on her once per sentance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)