Russel Brand
The smarmy cunt that he is. I'd tackle him to the ground, shave his fucking hair off and jam it down his throat, then as he's choking I'll just keep punching his face into the concrete. It'd be like that bit at the end of Sin City, not stopping until his skull's well and truly pasted evenly over the floor, my knuckles broken and bleeding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Then I'd kick you in balls
because I like him more than I like you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

You like cancer more than you like me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'd take on the roll of consoling the grieving Katy Perry
WITH MY DICK
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I'd 'roll' her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You're such a bad 'roll' model
We can correct this with 'roll' play though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I was referring to the Roll of Consolation
it's a granary roll.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Not that you'll wrestle her around
Like an alligator taking it's prey for a death roll?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

no, not like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh yes
Evolution should take notice of that one.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)