James Corden
I'd love to walk over to him while he's trying to chat up some girl with his wide-faced wideboy, if-i-shout-a-bit-and-look-angry-people-might-think-i'm-funny twattish charm, and in one fluid motion just drop to one knee and punch him in the balls.

Then when he's doubled over, I'd take a few steps back, then one to the side, before running up and booting his fat head clean off his body. As blood's spurting from his neck, I'd shout "You're not funny, 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' is a massive bag of wank, but you crossed the line when you laid into Patrick Stewart!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Have you seen ...
said massive bag of wank? I'm not defending it, just curious.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Yes I have
It's terrible, but has boobs in it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Much like the internet
or life in general.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)