*writes it down so doesn't forget*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not going to use the DJ mainstay of
"Ok, I'll play it in a bit", when you have no intention of playing it whatsoever.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I never do that.
I just stare them straight in the eye and say NO. Drunken oafs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I was never that mean
I fell back on the "I'll play it if I've time to, and if it fits".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Well there you go:
you're nice, I'm a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

this is why I don't request songs :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'd play a song for you AmberI
What would you like?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm afraid my music taste
swings from actually good (but not really clubbable) music, to the worst cheese you can imagine. Either way it's why I don't request.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

For added awesomeness
put a net full of balloons above the dancefloor and drop them at an unexpected moment.

What fun!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Maybe in the middle of 'Wham Rap'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Or the Grease Mega-Mix
it's all good Monty, with a little bit of Jive-Bunny, you just can't go wrong!

(Why do I get the feeling that just thinking about this is making you die just a little bit inside?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I do feel a bit sick actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)