Cause he's been mentioned a few times this morning, in memorium - 100 + replies NEW THREAD
It's Friday and what the hell is everyone doing this weekend?

Alt Q:whats your ideal night in?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:04, 121 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i hate staying in
out, anywhere will do!

unless it is the new series of "america's next top model", clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I watched one this week or last week where the girls were naked and covered in chocolate
what a brilliant programme.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

playing a gig tonight
playing a gig tomorrow night

Ideal night in is with some good food, some beers, some mates and a shitload of spliffs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

What nstrument do you play Vipros? what's your band called? anything on youtube etc?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

guitar
Dumber than the average bear

there is a bit of stuff on youtube
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I will look
Guitars are for weirdoes. All about the drums.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

that couldn't be more backwards

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

basically I tried learning
guitar and couldnt do it so started playing drums. So much more fun. Fat Pig gig is good!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

there's some stuff on
myspace.com/dumberthantheaveragebear

we're better live though, and the songs on there aren't totally characteristic of our stuff.

find the ones from the phoenix on youtube. the dancing bear guy was some random, not part of our act.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Hiroshima memorial thing at the peace pagoda which I might go to
then I'm going to get drunk in the closest thing I have to a hawaiian shirt for a hawaiian night.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Since I think it's interesting I'm going to reply to myself and add some links
www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=124642954245248&index=1
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

sorry Chompy it was interesting I will look at links now
Plus you need to show us the shirt you intend to wear as if it's not garish enough it will be vitoed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It's bright light blue striped and short sleved,
but there's no flower patterns or anything
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

nowhere near buddy get down to Oxfam and find a howler.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

This is the only photo I can find of me wearing it
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs020.ash2/34356_407608663263_510143263_4524315_4223337_n.jpg
I'm at the back, it'll do, I'm not blowing £2 on a charity shop shirt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

it's about as Hawaiian as Colditz...............you can do better! unless you grass skirt it up to compensate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm living one of my ideal nights in right now.
I'm drawing and watching Supernatural at the same time.

But my favourite type of night in is where I'm curled up on the couch with someone and a movie on the telly. best nights ever.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

^this plus MASSIVE DRUGS

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

My parents are back tomorrow night
they will bring food with them. This is basically what my weekend is narrowing down to.

Ideal night in? Well I'll wait for Supernatural season 6, a meatfeast pizza from Dominos, a good friend to watch it with, and two bottles of vodka
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

What will your friend drink?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

whatever she brings

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

have you still not eaten since the bus walk?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I had soup
and two pieces of pitta bread. And some beer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

fair play, I'm doing my fast cause I cant chew you are just a hero

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

If it's on when I'm in Britain - I'm totally up for watching SPN 6 with you.
LOVE it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

haha definitely
I think it will be as well. So yeah come on by, I'll supply the vodka, you bring the chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I can definitely do that!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

sounds good to me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Friend's Hen Night tonight
Then nothing else, except for planning for Bloodstock, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

boys on hen nights? explain

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

2 pronged
1. I'm a good mate of hers, and it'll be a laugh
2. I'm the only one there who is a mate of her fellas, so I think I might be keeping an eye on her somewhat.

It's not a stereotypical hen night, just a night out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

will an equivalant female friend
be at his stag do haha?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Nope!
The only woman there will be expected to be naked
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

No fat squealing harridans in pink cowboy hats then?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

None at all, that was the first thing I asked!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

I bet you're the first and/or only one to don the hat

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

To be honest, so do I

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Ok as long as you exploit drunk girls I'm ok with this.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Of course

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

He's an honourary girl
haven't you seen the photos?
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Got printed off and handed round at my company the other day
Not my proudest moment
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Shifting furniture around, mainly
possibly a pub lunch if I'm lucky.
( Kroney, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You know when people want children
they're called broody? What is the equivalant term for really wanting to be going out with someone?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Horny, Lonely?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

hmm not quite
I'm not either of those things. There must be a designated word surely
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

desperate?

(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Desperate fits

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

desperate?
TEASING
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

"pathetic"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

yeah probably
It's a bit more casual than desperate though. There's a few people I could go out with if I just wanted someone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Pining?
Edit - Lovesick?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I think pining is it
It's a good word.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

When someone says "pining" I always want to reply "PINING FOR THE FJORDS!"
but I fight the urge as Monty Python bores get on my tits
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

god I'm not the only one then!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

My brother had a house mate called "Bruce"
thanks to Monty Python I can only say "Bruce" in an aussie accent
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I think of a lonely woman wandering through pine forests
weeping.

Or sitting by a window, wasting away.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT WASTING AWAY THOUGH.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Is it wrong for me to point and shout "EEEEE-MOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

That's what I picture, not what I do!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Good job I didn't point and shout then
especially as i'm in an office (and supposed to be in charge)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I wail and run safety scissors across my wrists
(I knew someone who did that, on the heel of their hand. As they're so blunt you have to really saw, and the marks are horrific.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

BGBitis

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Oh, my goodness, I never ever know !
Oh man, I've got to go call my mum, she'll be over the moon at this !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Frothing at the gash?
OK, it's more of a phrase than word, but still.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

DJing tonight 9:30 til fucking 3, ouch.
Sleeping Sat until mid-afternoon, then seeing daughter I hope. Sunday big family meal in Oxford with Father, brother and Canadian cousins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

"The Monty Boyce Wheels of Steel" again this weekend eh?
Don't forget to play "Loveshack" by the B52s and end on "I'm walking on sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

*writes it down so doesn't forget*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Not going to use the DJ mainstay of
"Ok, I'll play it in a bit", when you have no intention of playing it whatsoever.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I never do that.
I just stare them straight in the eye and say NO. Drunken oafs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I was never that mean
I fell back on the "I'll play it if I've time to, and if it fits".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Well there you go:
you're nice, I'm a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

this is why I don't request songs :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I'd play a song for you AmberI
What would you like?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm afraid my music taste
swings from actually good (but not really clubbable) music, to the worst cheese you can imagine. Either way it's why I don't request.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

For added awesomeness
put a net full of balloons above the dancefloor and drop them at an unexpected moment.

What fun!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Maybe in the middle of 'Wham Rap'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Or the Grease Mega-Mix
it's all good Monty, with a little bit of Jive-Bunny, you just can't go wrong!

(Why do I get the feeling that just thinking about this is making you die just a little bit inside?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I do feel a bit sick actually.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I'm going here on Sunday
www.eventplan.co.uk/Broadlands2010.htm

I hope the romans smash the faces in of the sealed knot, and the normans get hammered by the home guard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Bet on the outcome and pretend you're living some strange
back to the future 2 like fantasy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

No need to pretend
I'll just stand on the sidelines and shout "Stab the bastard properly."
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

do you do it yourself? the reenactments etc?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

College work tomorrow unless I get it all done today as I'm working at the quiet branch
Seeing a lovely lady from liverpool on sunday - sadly not roota shaped, picking up stuff in storage at my mums, then seeing someone in the evening for dinner and MOAR BEEEEEEEER
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

there are only two lovelt women in Liverpool, Roota and Abbey Clancey.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

And Maria from the mini market

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Cheating on me!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Not at all, she's very lovely, but in a different way to you is all
Ok I'm cheating :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Ok
But I have you Thursdays...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I'm going to a BBQ tomorow with R for her birthday.
I'm slightly nervous but slightly more excited, so it all evens itself out, I've bought an A2 pad of paper so we can disguss serious buisness stuff, we're going to synigzise our contacts and consildate our blue skys into one easy monthly manageable buisness plan. I'm going to try and work the word 'deficit' into conversation at one point, because I've never used that word before.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

R being who?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

His new pirate chum.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Har! That be funny

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Rosalicious, it's her birthday, doncha know, not enough people know about it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Probably very little
There are half formed plans but I'm not sure whether they'll go ahead. It's like Shrodinger's Weekend plans, I'm not sure which way they'll decay. If they do, I'll either make plans with someone else or watch moar CSI.

Ideal night in is food, shit tv, good company, many cigarettes and G&GA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

G&GA?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Gin and ginger ale

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Ah sweet, that sound's quite nice. I may have a go on that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It's delicious
If you can find grenadine, it tastes of sweets.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Nom nom nom.
How are you doing, sweetie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm good thanks
a bit restless. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

My new corset arrived
It's beautiful. But on the other hand I'm still in a bit of pain (not from the corset)

I saw my mother yesterday, she's spectacularly bruised.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

The corset sounded gorgeous
planning on anywhere to wear it? Why in pain? :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Just whenever I feel in the mood
May need to invest in pasties though, or do a GaGa with electrical tape.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I read that
and spent at least thirty seconds wondering why you were going to buy Cornish pasties in it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Pasties, darling, pasties!
They're fucking expensive for bits of fabric though. Leccytape it is!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Is it an underbust corset?
If so, wear a bra?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

hard to find matching ones
I want a corset now, but can't get it for that reason
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Matching?!
Tsk. I never wear matching anything, let alone undies.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I've never found anywhere
that for a reasonableish price would do an overbust corset in my size, and I couldn't wear an underbust one for that reason
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Overbust
I wear a bra with my underbust one.
There was a little bit of nippleflash, but probably because I couldn't be bothered to tighten it properly, I was just trying it on.


It's fucking sexy though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Alt Q
Ideal night in usually involves alcohol, a couple of cheeky spliffs/lines, comic book films, and inevitably, either Boondock Saints 1&2 or Versus.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

The football season starts tomorrow
And my team have recently signed the current/former England goalkeeper. So that'll. And cider. Lots and lot of cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

City boy eh?
Up the GASHEADS!!!!! you in Bristol too?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Yep.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I think you have a realistic chance of going up this season. Should def get to the playoffs if not automatic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

No chance of either
In my view.

I've been going to games for far too many years to have anything but low expectations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Shame the good people of Long Ashdon dont want a dirty big new stadium on their back lawns
innit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

The new stadium will happen.
Hopefully.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

We need a big stadium for the city. I don't like Rovers or City but the stadium and what comes with it has to happen

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Staying in tonight
For head-shaving, chili-eating, games-playing and booze-drinking.

Tomorrow I'm driving up to Doncaster for Tattoo Jam.

Sunday will be relaxing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Alright you fuckers
I have a new HTC Desire. I have 2 weeks of no work. I just came back from a nice week of drinking, gambling, drinking and football. Life is good.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

performing a commitment cerimony tomorrow
if I'm not ill
I feel like poo :(

I'm always in, never out, but I guess it would include watching a movie.
I love watching movies. I've watched three movies this week. I think I'll watch another tonight.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)