I never even managed that
it was quite frustrating when I'd see fucking ugly morons managing to pick up women and yet never manage it myself.

I'm sure I didn't miss much, but at the time it would've been nice to lose my V plates earlier or to bump the grand total up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nope.
You've missed nowt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

It's just numbers...
...it becomes meaningless when you're in a secure relationship.

[edit]

Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as a sanctimonious cunt.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

it's true though
I've had a mere 3 partners, two of which were in long-term things, and as a result the sex has generally been great. Can't imagine it would be even close during a drunken fumble.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Drunken fumble sex is 95% rubbish in my humble experience

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I often think like this
But then I remember that I've had some absolutely stellar wanks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

What, like in orbit or something?
*runs*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you're on form
you should drink too much coffee more often
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I approve of this.
Hang on, does this mean I'm a dullard cunt when not under the influence of stimulants?

*awaits barrage of insults*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

yes, yes it does

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I kind of asked for that

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

indeed you did :-D
not the case, but it's the speed and frequency that I've been impressed with this afternoon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Some days I can't keep up with OT
But today makes up for it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You're on FIRE today, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)