I'm shit at reading signs
I can never tell when a girl's attracted to me, or just being nice. This works both ways, when i was single I was never sure if a hot girl was attracted to me, so didn't make any moves, but also I wasn't sure if the munters were just being nice, therefore me politely declining their advances would prove unnecessary embarrassment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

^ this, many times
A bloke pretty much has to put his cock in my hand before I'll realise I'm being hit on. That actually happened once. I was completely oblivious up until then...
(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Oddly, the most forward someone has been to me
Was when a guy said "Look, I know you're not gay, and I'm enjoying having this chat, but are you at least curious? Because I'd like to suck your dick."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Did you let him?

(berk, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

No
But it was a massive ego boost.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 6 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)