Take the first flight to Austin, Texas
get off the plane, buy supplies and head out west into the desert. Keep going. Set up camp where the eagle flies. Every time you exhale, whisper "Condorman", and keep heading West. Eventually a man will present himself as a shadowy half-human figure with the form of a great bird. This is none other than Jim Morrison, and you should do as he tells you, should you be worthy, otherwise you will get turned into fried chicken and devoured.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 23:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Holy Shit!
That worked!

There's fuck all else to do in Texas though.

Any ideas?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)