Techie help needed please...
...question in replies
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 7 Aug 2010, 21:04, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chickenlady's mum
Has just bought a new laptop with windows 7 installed.

Unfortunately, she's gone and lost her Windows password and can't log on.

Does anyone know how to reset the Windows password, or do we just hit her with saucepans?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 7 Aug 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I vote for saucepans but don't tell her I said that.
Only because my mum won't let me hit her with a saucepan.
( girlinthehole, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 21:17, Reply)

I vote for saucepans too
In fact, I'd like to break out the entire kinchenware drawer for a spang-fest.

But unfortunately we'll still be left with an unusable laptop.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 7 Aug 2010, 21:20, Reply)

saucepans I'm afraid
they're the only answer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 22:41, Reply)

This seems to offer plenty of options:
www.vistax64.com/tutorials/102005-reset-user-account-password.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 21:32, Reply)

pcsupport.about.com/od/toolsofthetrade/tp/passrecovery.htm
( broadsword, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 22:35, Reply)

Take the first flight to Austin, Texas
get off the plane, buy supplies and head out west into the desert. Keep going. Set up camp where the eagle flies. Every time you exhale, whisper "Condorman", and keep heading West. Eventually a man will present himself as a shadowy half-human figure with the form of a great bird. This is none other than Jim Morrison, and you should do as he tells you, should you be worthy, otherwise you will get turned into fried chicken and devoured.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 7 Aug 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Holy Shit!
That worked!

There's fuck all else to do in Texas though.

Any ideas?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 8 Aug 2010, 0:12, Reply)