I DJ the work's summer bbq every year
In the lead up, I always send an email 'round the company asking for requests in advance. I DJ using my laptop and a USB console, so take most of my music with me (I have a lot, but doubt I'd get much use out of my Industrial/Hardcore/Noise at the bbq), and if I get the requests ahead of time I can 'acquire' some MP3s of what they want.

Without fail, this fat cunt of a manager (from our sister company) always rocks up to the table I'm DJing from and demands some obscure 70s rock. When i say that I don't have the particular song, he always says "You're a DJ, you're supposed to have everything". Without fail, this makes me want to stab him.

Joke's on him though, he was made redundant a few months back. The fat, sleazy, drunken cuntbeak. Oh, he also swung for me a couple of years ago too, while hammered. I would have taken offense, but he was 10ft away when he tried to punch me, so was pretty much doomed from the start.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It occurs to me
that perhaps trying to be a ‘public entertainer’ when I loathe and despise the general public might not be the most sensible choice for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It's one reason I don't do DJing as a sideline
I've done a mate's wedding, some birthdays for friends etc as favours, but I could not tolerate doing that kind of thing for the public. I have very little patience for people I don't know or like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)