I saw a monster of a woman on Bold Street last week
She was like wotserface who has hairbuns and wears an 'orny 'elmet.
She looked a bit younger than my mum (50).
Then I realised... she was in the year below me at school.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Eeek!
That's the scary thing - when you realise they're YOUNGER than you!
Some people reach their peak in their teens and then just go downhill. It looks like they've given up and given in. Sad.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

To be honest, she always had a face like Babyface Finlayson
and she was always a mountain of a woman.
Only now she's also got a big red weathered face.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Sunblock
Every bloody day. Sunblock on your face.
FACT! DO IT!
Mind you, you do, don't you?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Indeedy I doody
I'm doomed though. I'm from very wrinkly stock on both sides of the family.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)

There will come a time when you have to decide
the face or the arse.

Face should win.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Oh deffo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

The mother of Shannon Mathews is the same age as me
YIKES!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)