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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been wasting time on Facebook
Yes, I know it's the cause of all evil in the Western world but I was looking up people I went to school with. OMG! They've got really, really bloody old! A couple I would never have recognised because they've turned into old ladies.
I know I'm someone's mum, but dear god...this women are middle aged.
Shit.
That means I am too.

What has shocked you lately, or just today?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:38, 225 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Your foul (fowl) mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Teehee!
You now know my secret - I'm not prim and proper. :)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I was laughing at some pictures from friday's hawaiian night earlier.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I had the same thing happen the other day
They all look middle aged!

This made me feel old, until I was asked if I was over 25 when I bought scissors
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)
I had someone refuse to chat to me in a pub
because she thought I was in my early twenties and therefore had nothing of any interest to say.
This made me feel good for at least five minutes until I remembered that it was quite dark in there. Sadly this was also about five years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
that's quite an attitude she's got there
I think I might take it on. I shall refuse to speak to anyone younger than me, unless they are both male and hot
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I'd do this
but I think pretty soon I'd run out of people to talk to and also I'd get the sack from work. Students tend to be younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
you make a valid point

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
some spammer has hacked my twatter account which has pissed me off if not shocked me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I like to look at facebook pictures of people I went to school with
and laugh at how ugly they all are. The ones who were hot at school are all repulsive now, it's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
It is good for a laugh
the men have all got fat and bald and so have the women.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
the girls are usually orange and holding a baby
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
You do.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I bet they do the same to you
fattylolz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
you're all mean
anyone who doesn't know what I look like is going to think I'm a genuine behemoth.

Unless I have that reverse body-dysmorphia I was talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
i am shocked by
just how mean and insensitive SOME PEOPLE can be, chickenlady. shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
By SOME PEOPLE
do you mean Psychochomp?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
How is it always my fault?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
no
boringly, people off-line who don't agree with my legal arguments. but we can blame him or anyone else around here if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Yeah, let's blame him
And off-line people who don't agree with your legal arguments should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
You're going on the list

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
list of people you don't fancy?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)
List of people that BULLY ME for absolutly no reason at all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Here's the e you just dropped
Now how is that bullying? I've just helped you.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Chompy dropped an E?
At work?

Most unwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Before we know it
He'll have drowned in Evian.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
That is
naive spelt backwards you know....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
He'll have drowned backwards in naive too

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)
I've tried really hard to be nice to you today
how am I doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I don't feel too bad
I still have my hair at 30, for the men in my family, this is very, very rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Yup, 33 and I still have my hair
Not that I care (I shave it down to a grade 3 or 4 every now and then)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
A participant on the Mongol Rally has been killed in a crash.
Shocked me and made me realise how bloody lucky we were not to have been hurt given the wrecks we saw and the wrecks we drove.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
They shouldn't let them do rallies without a carer

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Badum-tish!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Should've kept his eye off his crayons, and on the road

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Haha superb

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I would love to do that
but neither myself nor anyone I know has the first clue about car maintenance. And it's not like you can really call out the AA when your engine has fallen out in Azerbaijan or some such. Plus money, time etc, and haven't they introduced a silly rule now that you can only take a car that's less than 10 years old?
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Yeah, I did it the year before the ten year rule came in.
It was the best thing I've ever done, ever. I didn't know much about mechanics but convoyed with people who did. Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Wouldn't know where to start, sadly
let alone get the time off work or the sponsorship together. Ah well, one day!
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Sorry about that, I'm really busy at the minute!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Those rally cars have the cleanest windows.

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:35, Reply)
I hate to tell you, CL, unless you were put up by a good 10 years in school, they're probably thinking the same thing.
But there is nothing wrong with middle aged women, look at BGB, she's great !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:54, Reply)
:: TRACKING POINT :: TARGETING POINT :: FIRING AT POINT :: POINT MISSED :: [repeat]

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Wait a sec, how old is she? I thought she was like 35 or something and calling her middle aged would upset her.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
BGB does look great
She looks far, far better than the majority of my ex-classmates...and she's older.

Mind you, almost all of the girls I was at school with started smoking at about 12 or 13. I didn't because a)I was a goody two-shoes and b)I was frightened my parents would throw me out if I smoked.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:56, Reply)
So did you just set yourself on fire quietly?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Nope
Never.
I did try when I did a fine art degree when my sons were babies. I was crap at smoking though - never learnt to inhale so I gave up after about four fags.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
And settled for the 5th, PJM?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Badum-tish!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I know exactly what you mean
There's a few folk I've seen on Facebook who I haven't seen since we were in our teens. Now they're knocking on 40 with double chins, baldy heads and wrinkles.

I like to think that the years have been relatively kind to me, but maybe I'm just kidding myself. :-/
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)
I saw a monster of a woman on Bold Street last week
She was like wotserface who has hairbuns and wears an 'orny 'elmet.
She looked a bit younger than my mum (50).
Then I realised... she was in the year below me at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Eeek!
That's the scary thing - when you realise they're YOUNGER than you!
Some people reach their peak in their teens and then just go downhill. It looks like they've given up and given in. Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
To be honest, she always had a face like Babyface Finlayson
and she was always a mountain of a woman.
Only now she's also got a big red weathered face.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Sunblock
Every bloody day. Sunblock on your face.
FACT! DO IT!
Mind you, you do, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Indeedy I doody
I'm doomed though. I'm from very wrinkly stock on both sides of the family.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
There will come a time when you have to decide
the face or the arse.

Face should win.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Oh deffo

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)
The mother of Shannon Mathews is the same age as me
YIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I'm 22
me and my mates are all at our peak. What shocks me is that our peak is more of a speedbump than an Everest
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Same here!
At last count, we've got at least 10 babies born to girls from my year at school, not good!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
10 babies?
You must be a busy lad!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
I am
Dodging paternity tests left and right.

Although 2 of the girls had babies before they left school, yet they seem to have been the most sensible. One of the fathers is dead, he was killed last year, he was about a month younger than me, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
No!
You're not at your peak! If you are then it's all downhill from here on! Another sixty-odd years just going downhill? Bugger that for a game of soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
You're right
he's four years past it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I got chatted up by a 49-year-old on Friday.
I found her really rather attractive: clearly I also am old. I was also round these chaps' flat last night, and one of them called me a 'silver fox'.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Proper cougar that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Yep,
She told me she had a daughter of 18, who was embarrassed about her and her 'cougar mates'.

The thing is, she was really well dressed and rather nice looking, and the only intelligent person I spoke to all night. She was also pissed out of her mind, in a Dalston bar, on her own on a Friday night...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Intelligence often becomes the most important thing
I dated a lovely chap a couple of years back who was ten years younger than me, very fit, good looking, entertaining and so on...sadly thick as two short planks. The jokes and flirting can't last forever, a good conversation can.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
You should have gone for it,
she'd have ruined you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I'm ruined already.
I am slightly regretful but she was so pissed it would have been taking advantage and I already have enough guilt in my life to cover most of Germany as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Should have got her number at least.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is probably right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
it's what I aspire to

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
They might not have meant you were a Stringfellow
Maybe they just meant you were a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
The chap who said
looked EXACTLY like the young Keith Moon. He said he heard it all the time, but you would if you were as much of a clone of someone famous as he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I was once told David Tennant, I was quite happy with that.
Then I found out they didn't mean him as the doctor, they mean him as Barty Crouch.

Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm starting to notice
the mother, rather than the daughter. I think that more than anything is an indication of advancing years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
maybe you can explain
as you get older, do your standards slip and you start fancying older women more, or do you still gawp at 20 year olds, but settle for women your own age?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
You start fancying older women more
You don't stop noticing the young ones, but it does become a bit creepy after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Same for women
You begin to notice the older men who look good - surprisingly there aren't that many who both look good and have intelligence. The younger ones you end up feeling rather maternal towards. Youth also becomes less attractive at the lower end because it's all soft and peachy - I prefer men who have seen a bit of life. Experience is where it's at.
Mind you, if you'd asked me that when I was in my teens or early 20s I'd have said old men were creepy and young fresh teens were where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Silver fox is a great compliment
George Clooney is called a silver fox all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
yeah, but he's old

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Sweetie, we aren't middle aged...
It's middle youth innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is good!
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I turned 25 a few weeks ago
it really doesn't seem that long ago that 25 was impossibly ancient and I was in college, underage drinking, arsing about and generally having the time of my life. It's halfway to 50 for fuck's sake.
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
34 is scary
turns out you don't automatically become an adult at any point.
If I had kids now I'd be an 'older mother' . What the hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This^
I expected to feel grown up by now and dont at all!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Hehe
a mate of mine from work had her first kid at 32, apparently that made her not just a geriatric primigravida but a senile one. She was hugely unimpressed by this.
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I'm an older mother at 34
but Catface is a young dad at 22.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
I'm 25
I have a spaz when I think that I have to have kids in the next decade if I want them at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)
Very much this
Especially as I'm tied in to my job until October next year, and I want to do a PhD before having kids which will take 3-4 years...
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)
About 90% of my ex school mates on FaceBook
look about 10 years older than me. However, oddly a couple dont seem to have changed at all. I suspect witchcraft

EDIT:

Additionally, when you look at bash photos of people on here, they look nothing like how you imagine them too!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Bash photos are always enlightening
And meeting people in the flesh is often even more of a surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Thats the problem
I have a bit of difficulty getting down to London when

a. I'm skint
b. 2 kids

n.b. Points a and b may be linked
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I feel your pain
But not all of the bashes are in London and many kind b3tans do car-shares and offer floors to sleep on.
Children are baggage though - I've missed a few bashes because one of the Nuggets has been ill or my childcare has fallen through.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
We do them round the country, where you based?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Newcastle
for my sins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Moaty?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Haha!
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)
You really mean 'stormdrainlol'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Hmm, Manchester bash is quite a distance from there then...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Manchester bash
everywhere apart from Sunderland
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
And of course, meeting people from the Internet
Is a dead scarey proposition that I'd never want to put myself through.

Meeting strangers in one thing, meeting strangers who already know each other just seems strange to me. Like going to a wedding on your own.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Additionally
People from the internet who advertise they fuck dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)
is it just me
or is JeffTheDogFucker quite similar to JohnTheDane?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
one of our spies tells us you used to be quite mullered a lot of the time

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
They'd be 100% correct.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I'll tell Vipros.
I mean, the spy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Jeff's honesty is a lesson to us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
And it's your fault
Someone has alluded to me being Edmund.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Sorry about that. I'll change it back soon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Don't you fucking dare.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Well I'm going to have to face JohnTheDane comments.....
I mean, doesn't get ANY worse than that does it?

DogFucker? That's fine. But to be called JohnTheDane? That's just, well, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Maybe people have confused 'TheDane' with a great dane.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
The only people who'd get confused with that
Are the sort of idiots who'd believe a banker was actually a qualified Army medic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
You seem to know a lot....
Hmmm?
*holds up big torch*
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Have you met my wives?
Sorry, I mean wife.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
You're not him.
Which means now you've got to come to a bash so we can check.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Fair enough.
And don't worry if you, or any other bash atendees are thinking of dropping out because they've hurt their hand and are thinking they won't go.

Fear not. I am an expect with mending hands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)
Pffft!
I actually have a first aid certificate, I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:27, Reply)
It's surprisingly nice
Especially as everyone is friendly and often not as much as a cunt as they are on here - I'm referring to Al.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I'm not!
I burn peoples retinas.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Yes, yes it is
*eyes suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I really did shock you, didn't I?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You highly amused me more than shocked me

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Toy Story 3
Just watched it. Brilliant. I don't usually like kids films but that was ace!

And a girls brown nipples. I would have bet a million pounds she would have had pink ones.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
I like
the brown or pink guessing game
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I think we discussed this on here a while back
isn't it related to hair colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Ooooh dunno!
*makes notes for further investigation*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)
that's what I thought, blonde and fair pink not brown
They were still nice though!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I am pale as a bucket and have yellow hair
pink nipples

do boys ever have pink nips?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:09, Reply)
racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
I have to be
I am the master race*, after all


*yes, all of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
*checks*
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
not in my experience

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:11, Reply)
a ratio of 1:1
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)
hilarious
I've seen a lot of porn
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I'm stealing some smug

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
my friends like to play the "bush or no bush" guessing game
it's usually offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
No worse than girls checking out our sugar lumps.
edit - forgot you hate Conchords don't you
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I'm constantly surprised by new facebook photos of me
because I don't look like a fat cunt.

just a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
mistype lols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Its always concerning
When 99% of photos taken of you look nothing like how you see yourself in the mirror. I dont know if this is a good or bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)
it's bad when 90% of the pictures of you
are dressed as a pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
that is never ever bad

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
good news

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'm really unphotogenic
I don't have 3 chins in real life, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
You appear then
To have stolen mine as it seems to disappear on photos for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
that explains it!
When I do a proper laugh I have like 5, it's so embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I can't say I've noticed that you even have a head

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
it has started to converge for me
in a good way. Makes a change for me to be pleased with the way I am looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This has just shocked me
I think my jaw even dropped a little.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1301508/Lotto-lout-Michael-Carroll-sell-wrecked-mansion-600-000-loss.html

What I would have done with that kind of money and this fucking waste of skin does this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I don't have the words
what a gargantuan tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
It's made me pretty angry
To think what any one of us would have done with that and then to see it wasted like that is almost criminal. Well, he is a criminal, he's been dubbed the King of Chavs. He makes my skin crawl.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I enjoy the fact that
he tried to get his old job back and failed the interview.

toorubbishtobeabinmanlolz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Oh my god
Even my uncle tony got a job as a bin man once.
How bad must this fella be if he's less capable of dragging rubbish about that my uncle Tony ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)
An advert for assassination right there.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)
I'm glad he's now got fuck all (in compairson), can't think of anyone who deserves his fortune taken away from them more, more-or-less.
Although I'm suprised the DM is calling a 5-bed place a mansion, or that a building (even in that condition) would only be worth £142k; you couldn't get a studio 'round my way for that dosh, absolute bargin, even if it does need gutting.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
[from my facebook]
It's sad that a shitload of money got pumped into the local criminal comunitie because of him, which goes completely against the whole ethos of the lottery.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
How do you squander £9.7 million?
the interest payments alone would be a 6 figure sum (even after tax).

Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Have a drug habit,
invest money in ideas like the ones he's investing in.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
He's a real life "Brewsters Millions"
or an expensive social experiment, "What happens when you give a staggeringly stupid individual more money that his tiny mind can comprehend?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I don't care who you are, nobody breathes for too long with a drug habit that bad.
Even if he's on the skag on a long term basis, at most you're looking at is £250/day, a £50/bag I *think* lasts a good 5 hours, plus he ain't takin' it 24/7 'cus he has to sleep at some point, where he wouldn't be shooting up, which would add up to less than £100kpa.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
I expect he was bankrolling his mates

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I know someone with that sort of cash, won't have any trouble finding 'mates', and that he's had a pretty fucking big bankroll.
But still, it's a bit much to say he (and co) snorted or hardlined the lot of it.

I reckon a lot of it would be gone on bad investments and compensating people for doing stupid things. Personally, if I was one of his neighbours, I would have sued him for my own property value dropping.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I'd love to see a rough break-down of where it's all gone.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
... an honest one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Something like
270k a year without touching the capital. Makes you a bit sad, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
It angers up the blood
DMWA - Daily Mail Wins Again
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Waste of air
and space
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
Woh', I just got a tiny bit teary eye'd watching Jermmy kyle, someone's mum has fallen to pieces 'cus she lost her son in Iraq.
Sad Times, oh well, at least there is a good wife beater on now, that'll cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I'm shocked that nobody here misses me
Well, no really, I was expecting it.

All my school friends (or most of them) look awsome on facebook, even the ones that have been mums. I had troble to recognize a lot of them because they're so pretty and they look so young! I don't think I look as well as they do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I've missed you
just this morning I was thinking "where's my spaniard?" and then I remembered you have a job you enjoy now, grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Oh, thanks
It should last only a couple of months. I still read and visit in the eves and weekends, but nobody is here at that time.

How are you doing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
same old same old
as the northerners say "same shit, different day."
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Nice
I hope the shit is not the same, though.

How are the preparations for Australia going?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
We've just got to save up for it now
but we're going to Tenerife in September so we can't really start saving for the Aus holiday before we've saved and been on this one.

Doesn't mean I can't get really excited about it though. I'm going to try really hard to save the extra £500 for scuba diving lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
When in September?
I'm going to Menorca for a week beginning of September. I'll be sure to face Tenerife (which will be fookin' thousands of miles away) and wave at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
I miss you!
But I'm far too proud to admit it without provocation!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Oh, I know you do
I was on a fantastic pub trail on Friday, and thought you would have really enjoyed it. I'll let you know next time we do one in Manchester.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Sweet, sounds good!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
hola Aber cómo estás?
Course we missed you!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
Jajaja!
Very good! You even had the accents right.

Bien, bien, very happy with work, although I need to talk with the client and I don't know where he is.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
you should hear my Nelson Mandella!
good to have you back albeit briefly!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
It's good to hear from you
Come here once per day and see you're all the same. It's like if I was missing my family :_(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
gran corazón x

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Which one are you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I'm the one that hasn't insulted you
yet
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
You've only got 25 mins left.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
I couldn't do it
You know me well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Wimp.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I know, you're right
But because I don't get upset, I'll live longer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'll take hers
I hate your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
We do miss you, we just keep all British and restrained about it
Miss you lots x
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Oh thanks
Now I feel embarrased...

How are things going? I follow your nuggets on facebook. They're cute!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Cute from a distance
Up close they smell and are very moody - we're working up to being emo teenagers.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I'm sure you'll do a great job
helping them to get to be one of them. You'll be so proud when they only talk in rhyme and cover their faces with their hairs...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
One already has a lot of hairs on his face
He's started shaving, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I've missed you like an english rose misses the rain in the heat of an indian summer.
I've missed you like a lion in the serangetti searches for it's mate.
I've missed you like a.... like a...... like a I don't know what, say my name. Just say it, just once, so I can hear it, just say my name.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Gonz...? PeePops?
I love that song, btw. Very sad, but so pretty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Yup, I jumped to the name 'Pauly Pops' for a little while, then down to P.Pops, and now 'PeePops'.
Or some sort of veriation on that, might switch it back to 90Nz0 for a little while to throw people off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
You like confusing us, don't you?
It's difficult to follow.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)
That's the Idea, keeping me on here ungoogle'able, but still recongisable for people I know =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Hahaha
Why wouldn't you want to be in Google. What do you have to hide?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Anyone who might want to give me money one day =P

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)
90Nz0
is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
That's my original =)
www.90Nz0.com
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I might go have serangetti and tomartoey sauce for dinner tonight now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Mmmmm
Serangetti.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Woo hello!
Lovely to see you've been able to hop on here. In a few weeks I'll be embarrassing myself by speaking poor Spanish in Menorca! I'll think of you while I do so, but try to hide the boner.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I'm shocked that I've actually got a lot done today
I feel all accomplished, rather than a normal day where I spend a good chunk of it on here.

That's not to say it'll become a habit, in fact after this training's sorted I'll be back here (yes I'm aware I'm prompting a lot of "Fuck off, we don't want you" replies).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

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