It's your boobs
they're either full of explosives or people just want to cop a feel.
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

or it could be a result
of my past terrorist suitcase :( which was all my own fault
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:17, Reply)

did it have a balaclava?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:19, Reply)

worse
I'm sure I've told the story before, but it bears retelling as a warning against mongs like me

I packed in a horrific hurry, just hand luggage. Chucked everything in. When I went through security, my bag beeped, and they removed an eight inch heavy duty set of scissors, a dinner knife, three bottles of hair shine/shampoo etc, and just looked at me in silent disbelief.

They told me they'd have to dust for drugs, so they dusted my bag/laptop etc, and the first outside zip they opened, a book entitled 'Socialist History' fell out
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:22, Reply)

nice work, there :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:23, Reply)

I turned into a female Hugh Grant
on the spot :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:25, Reply)

Your suitcase had a past life as a terrorist?
...what?
(berk, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:20, Reply)

Your suitcase
Wasn't shaped like a Little Boy, was it*?

*_{Not a paedo joke}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 18:23, Reply)