I can't stand Pooflake's stories
I know that's blasphemy around here but when every sentence contains enough similes to sink a ship I get bored.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Using metaphore to moan about similies.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Well said.
*is Pooflake groupie*
( girlinthehole, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

He's the king of the tl:dr

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I think he's shit

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

You are right.
Reading 18-paragraph shit puns is not my idea of entertainment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I don't even know who he is? Or Spanky?
I remember Legless and hating his stories.


Cheers

*FUCK OFF*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Consider yourself a lucky man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

oh I quite liked legless' stories
the cheers thing is a bit patronising, but his stories were amusing, if not a little far fetched sometimes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I have a much bigger problem with Mr Hanky, the QOTW poo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

yeah his stories annoy me with how amazing he always ends up being in them
at least Legless was sometimes mildly self-deprecating.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I was never really bothered either way with his stories.
it's just the "omg, I've got tears spewing from my face from how FUCKING HILARIOUS you are" replies which make me want to punch him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

An utter cunt. Thank fuck he seems to have stopped posting.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

something about the way they were so far fetched
but probably based on something true pissed me off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

is that like semaphore?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:48, Reply)

"...needless to say, by this time I had a flagpole big enough to send a message to a Girl Guide"

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*sniggers*
Now you have remembered that you are going on holiday today, haven't you old boy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Yes, I'm just getting ready to set off.
Hopefully they'll let me on the aeroplane this time.

So I'll either
- See you all in a little under two weeks' time
- Or be back on here this evening having a thoroughly good bitch about either EasyJet or my own flagrant stupidity.

Edit: On the plus side, I have at least been able to pack my camera, which I forgot on the first attempt...needless to say, I had the last laugh! Or something like that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Don't forget to photograph lots of sunsets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)

ironylolz

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)

It's about fucking time...!

I felt so left out as I read all the pages from the Legless & Spanky hate mobs.

It's good to hear how shit I am from time to time. Makes the effort worthwhile.

I'm now as happy as Jeremy Clarkson watching Blackadder, whilst flicking through a book of overly-convoluted similies
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)