I hate the way one of the maritime team wears crocs to work
I want to destroy him

in fact almost everything the maritime team say or do annoys me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

rule of life: crocs are worn by twats

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

^testify

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

What about shoes that look like them but aren't them and were £4 in the market
and are good for running the shop in?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Or knockoffs my folks bought in Thailand for a quid

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

yeah them as well
They're ok right?
I can run super fast to the chippy and the offie in those.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

acceptable for wearing in the garden only. Not in public.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I only wear them when I'm going on a sneaky mission to the rough area for chippy and offie

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

an attempt to blend?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

No.
For stealth.
Blending is incidental.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I imagine blending would be difficult
but crocs would probably help you're right
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

If the area is that rough wear steel capped boots - excellent for kicking chavs.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I can't fight
I prefer swift flight.
My steel-capped Grinder boots would make me a target rather than a perpetrator of violence.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Not much good when they've got knives and guns though
*knows Liverpool*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Rialto Wines

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Yeesh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)

A guy at my work
Got told off by the MD for wearing flipflops on casual Friday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Good. Sitting next to someone's minging feet at work all day would be disgusting

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I hate flipflops
they're for holiday only! As soon as it gets to about March the women all start wearing flip flops. I hate the slappy sound they make when you walk, it's almost as bad as the ugg spacker shuffle.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I agree. Ugg boots are awful too.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Flip-flops hurt me
I can only wear them round the house. I wore them to the beach recently and regretted it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I have one pair that I bedgrudgingly bought
after Wiggy told me off for nearly breaking my ankle on the beach in my beautiful butterfly wedges.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I went on a picnic in beautiful wedges recently
There was a brief one-kneed fall, but I looked very pretty nonetheless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I have a lot of 'sitting down' shoes
they're not made for walking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Why?
Nobody looks at your feet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)

this is not true
when I wear my beautiful shoes everyone looks.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

At the white rhino bumbling towards them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

The white rhino WITH BEAUTIFUL SHOES

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I feel a Paint Mash coming on

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I don't know if you'll be able to outdo Bert

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

After 10 seconds of resizing Iron Fist shoes
I just can't be bothered.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Oh I can't do hurty or too high
They are strictly for the boudoir
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I made Wiggy carry me from the front door to the lift when I wore my new shoes last week
because there were puddles.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Haha, you princess!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Bah, a gentleman would have laid down his jacket for you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)