I went somewhere else and saw the sun
and it was all "omg" because I was in a different country and it was the sun and it was there in the sky and stuff just like it is at home, but it was during a slightly different time of the day because I am apparently unaware that different parts of the world do things differently to Surrey and then it set, which it doesn't do at home.

I don't like it when people call me up with stupid "problems", when really they just don't know how to use whatever it is that they're trying to use. This is unfortunate given the job I do.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

people come to me with IT problems because I know how to use word
It's so annoying. "Oh Kitty the photocopier is jammed and it says there's paper stuck when there isn't" so I'll go and open it up and pull out the stuck paper and they'll be all "oh I didn't know that bit opened up" - that's because you're just sat on your arse looking at the fucking thing waiting for someone else to come and wipe your arse for you, you fucking retard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)