I've been doing overtime to help the secretaries out
and one of the fee earners comes in at about half eight and just sits opposite me regaling me about his love life, regardless of the fact that I've got headphones in and am obviously trying to do audio typing. I don't even ask how he is or anything, he just comes in and goes "ok I'll tell you the latest" like I've begged for the juicy info. His bird tried to top herself last night and told him she miscarried. I told him that was most likely utter bollocks and she was obviously a liar with serious psychological problems, so he left.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

The straight dope
He'll thank you later.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)