This was the front runner...
It had everything: a mundane setting, low-paid unfulfilling work (did a year of it myself) and someone I've not heard of from the bill...

Then you went and made a funny.

Sorry, pooch-pounder, you're not getting my 42p with that one.

Next!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Absolutely nothing funny there.
I wish to lodge an appeal for the 42p.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Miraclefish says: Denied
If you'd said nothing, you'd already be enjoying just over four-tenths of a pound. But no, you made a naff joke and got told to fuck off. Thus rendering your story so bad it's good.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

He never told me to fuck off.
He called me a cock.

I renounce my appeal.

Skater Rodney Mullen once let me have a go on his Skateboard in Bath. He was a nice fella. If a bit American.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)