Lionel Messi's cousin
Yes, cousin, owns the tapas bar on Putney High St that I've been to a few times.

Oh and this isn't me but it's still class, Anthony (the Geordie who won Big Brother a few years back) tried it on with my housemate last night, she told him to fuck off. There was a party back at ours afterwards and he got wind of it and turned up with a couple of his mates. They got told to fuck off, my housemate recognised him when she answered the door but didn't give him the satisfaction of saying so - then he *actually* went "here, do you watch Big Brother?"! She said no, slammed the door in their faces and went back to the party. Aces.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)