How many spare groins do you have??

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Next time we're alone I'll show you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Just a rough estimate will be fine, thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Oh he'll give you a rough estimate

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah baby
She likes it that way. Precision upsets her. She likes it rounded up or down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I prefer it rounded down than up.
That way you're pleasantly surprised rather than slightly disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

What would you consider a disappointment then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

What context are we talking here?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Size of penis

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

What a suprise.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

It's like I summoned you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Just pointing out that a lot of what you say could come across as creepy to an impartial viewer.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Haha touche!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

+d your knee

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Of course.
Erm, I'm not too fussed to be honest. I prefer average, or slightly smaller due to my own anatomy. Just not hilariously small.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I was more seeing if you'd pick something way over average
In order to upset some folk.
I saw a program on telly once about a guy who had a micropenis. It was pretty much just a bellend, and not a big one at that. Poor bastard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

bastard Vipros.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I've never had any complaints.
not from women anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 21:01, Reply)

A mate of mine's dad
had a 2" willy. He would, when pissed, offer to get it out and show you. Particularly at his son's house parties. Strange family...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Not just strange
Creepy and possibly illegal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

He did ask first, he never just flopped out
although to be honest it would have been more of a 'reveal' than a 'flop'.

I don't know why I'm defending it, to be honest, it was pretty strange...
(berk, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Oh I couldn't possibly do that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)