Liverpool, 2am, I'd just left The Krazy House
And gone to get some cash out. I had my earphones in while getting money out, and didn't notice the massive police horse walk up behind me. I turned around and walked into it's flank, startling both me and the copper riding it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Was it the brown one or the white one?
I used to talk to them and say "Hello, floppynostrils" and stroke their noses. and then the bizzies would laugh at me and they couldn't get cross cos I'd just called their horse floppynostrils.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It was a brown one actually

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

The two I liked were called Paddy and Hero but they've retired.
There's one called Morrissey you know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)

it's a miserable cunt and all

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Why the long face?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Aug 2010, 23:26, Reply)