Best first date: posh hotel room, Chinese takeaway, Jurassic Park on TV.

Worst first date: I didn't know about it. Supposed to go to the theatre with a bunch of people who all dropped out so it was only me and another guy. At the end of the night he made a move on me and asked if I wanted to do it again sometime. I had no idea we were on a date.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Is the second one Catface?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I thought that and hoped so

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Catface at the theatre?
Why, there's more culture in a yoghurt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Oh I'm a mong, I meant the first one with the Chinese food

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Yeah see I was being mean

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Oh yeah, that was him.
In my memory it's all hawt sex and dinosaurs and I leave out the bit where we got stuck at the magic roundabout in Hemel Hempstead and the bit where he had to spend about 3 hours deciding what to eat as he doesn't like spicy food, creamy food or tomatoes, and shellfish gives him slow anaphylactic shock.

Oh shit that was actually our second date - our first date was a hotel room furnished by Kaol and a bottle of Smirnoff and 2 litres of Dr Pepper and a bumper pack of party rings.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Aww
I love times like that.
We were supposed to be meeting people at the pub once, but instead we watched a Beavis & Butthead box set, had cake and fine wine, and had a duvet on the sofa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I just got the entire Beavis and Butthead collection for £20
fucking bargain!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

GET IN
Edit, my fave episode is 'Incognito' and I don't think it's on any DVDs. Can you check please?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)

yeah I'll have a ganders later.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)