I too have experienced this
it's like having your tongue caught in an industrial hoover whilst the rest of your face is going through a car wash.
(berk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It felt like she'd stuck her tongue in, left it there
and was somehow dribbling over my jaw at the same time.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

When I finally managed to extricate myself
I realised he had actually left a thin layer of enthusiastic spittle down to my chin and up to my cheekbone on one side. *bokes* never again.
(berk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

This thread is making me sick.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Imagine how I felt!

(berk, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I was in this position for about ten/fifteen minutes
before I realised it really wasn't going to get any better unless I tried to re-teach her from the ground up.

It's a shame, as she was really, really hot.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

A girl at school
earned the nickname 'Slug' for this reason.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)