I would be no use on the sports questions, not even the really easy ones.
Q) What piece of sporting equipment do you use in Football?

a) A cricket bat
b) A shuttle-cock
c) A football
d) The Cutty Sark

"I think it's the Cutty Sark"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Anser: nonoe of the above
It was Mother Theresa
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'll fucking kill you Lab

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Mental mental
Chicken oriental
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I deleted it quick!
Just as I posted it I thought "Hmm, that's too harsh on the lovely Rootz".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Come here while I fucking kill you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I throw myself at your mercy
And plead forgiveness in light of the near-immediate post deletion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Just this once
But I'm watching you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Are you doing so while nodding a little
A slight smirk on your face and filthy thoughts in your mind?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

No
I look like a scouse mam who's purse has been robbed
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Not in my mind you're not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

What did he say?
g'won, tell us
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

He called me a smack-addled Magistrate-fellater

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Err...you got someone else's glasses on?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Don't deny it now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Touched a nerve, did I?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You touched a judge and you liked it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I have, on more than one occasion
Established myself in a Judge's chambers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)