I will but first you must go through a number of obscure tests,
these will annoy you but eventually you will see that the tests were the training... *montage*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No not like that
really funny, like when you pretend you've slept with someone's mum a woman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

You're pretty good at pretending to sleep with women to get extra attention online though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:11, Reply)

You just need to add a few more exclamation marks and smilies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I do not sleep with women
I have done, and if you'd like to ring up my long-term ex and ask her if she exists then you're welcome.
I don't do it to get attention, I just don't see why I should lie about my past in order to avoid offending you.
What's got up your arse today, you salted slug?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:22, Reply)

YOUR FACE IS A SALTED SLUG
but I'm not in a bad mood at all, I'm just teasing you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Leave it out.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Don't turn around an say dat to me,
thinkin ur all big and dat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Personally, I would like to see video evidence, preferably in a 6m29s clip.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

It was utter cack, Gonz
Half the time the mad bitch was pretending to be a fella anyway.
It's a wonder I'm as sane as I am.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hah, you should tease her saying things like "You turned me straight".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

She thinks this is the case anyway
She told me I'd failed because she knew I'd run to the cock, and I said "Yeah but you wish you were born with one."
and it was really childish but you had to be there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)