Aww
*wishes your lady good luck*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

She passed, you delirious ball of oblivion!
How are you? I texteded you :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Haha
Oh yeah, just read it! :)

Aww thank you for the text, I can't check my phone at work so missed your message! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)

LIKELY STORY

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Haha
Its true, I'm not allowed! Booooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

She don't love me no mo'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I do
I do!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Awwwww
ok then
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Are you feeling better?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Sort of
I'm back at work, but still walking like a robot... which would be cool if it didn't hurt so much... do'h!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

:-(
glad you didn't bust yourself up irreperably
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Cheers!
I am also pleased about this. I managed to miss hitting all the important bits, like my brain and my fanny!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

PROPER LIBRARYLOL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Ooooooo, the idea of bouncing on your bits down an escalator is quite unpleasant
I'm glad you're generally ok, apart from the ongoing hurtyness.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I want a copy of the security tape for fun times!
Ta mr, I'm alright, got a ride in an ambulance and everything! Very exciting! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Pffft!
Glad to hear you're on the mend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Ta muchly!
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Guess what I did yesterday?
Go on guess.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)

committed rape?
was angry?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Angry rape?
Is there any other kind?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:30, Reply)

cold, calculated rape is his usual MO

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

His face remains emotionless
He doesn't even blink.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Elijah Wood, Sin City

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Is who I think of whenever I think of Chompy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I think of an angry slug

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

That's cuter
Throwing salt on Elijah Wood probably won't achieve much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

It doesn't with Chompy
it makes him froth and bitch and SPEAK HIS BRANES then say he was only kidding afterwards.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)

THIS IS B3TA NOT B1TTA

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You is bitta blad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

casual rape
it's like angry rape, but you do it in shorts
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I like this!
:)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

There's the one your husband does.
which is "attempted but failed due to being a big bumder"

I'm going to give him a big hug tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I see!
Bless 'im! :)

Ah yes, have fun tonight, and bring him back unharmed!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Did you fly a kite
and send it soaring?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

No, I got on and off an escalator without injuring myself.
*proud*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

:-P
They're dangerous, and not in a Michael Jackson way, although I have heard that they can suck small children!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

PFFFFT!
That is bloody brilliant!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

*bows*
Apparently spinal injuries makes me make funnies, as The Cars say - let the good times roll!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I love you really .
(you clumsy spastic)
I hope you're milking it for as much time off and sympathy you can get.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Cheers!
Well I got two days out of it, so that was pretty good. Can't lift anything or put my arms above my head though, so I'm a bit special needs at the moment... well, more so than usual!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Get well soon.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Thank you
I'm on the mend, its all groovy!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I simply cannot believe that came from your innocent little fingers

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

All the love has gone now
I'm just a twisted hurty ball of fear and loathing... and sweets.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm calling you a liar right here.
Liar.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

corrected somebody?
edit - before and after raping them
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:31, Reply)

"NO!"
"You mean YES!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 15:36, Reply)