I had a phone call at 4:18 this morning
from a bloke I've not spoken to for two years. I didn't answer.

I also didn't answer the two calls or the text I've had from the chappie who invited me to try out for his band last Friday. When I checked them out on Myspace it turned out that his idea of blues/country rock is actually ‘weedy indie’ by my reckoning. He was a nice kid and he had some of the most massive drugs I’ve sampled in ages – and they have their own rehearsal space just up the road from me….but they’re shit and I don’t know how to say this without being a cunt so I am officially chickening out of the whole thing.

Cool, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a jam 'sesh' with an old jamming partner on Sunday
He wants us to do an acoustic set at his band's gig night in a couple of weeks.
I predict fal but I'm dying to dust off the cobwebs and SING FOR THE LORD!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

There I fixed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I think you're still missing an i

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

"fal"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oi You MASSIVE cunt.
Sending my BFF pictures implying I said she was a bitch. I'm not inviting you to mrs al's awesome birthday party now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Aww what?
If it's any consolation, she replied with a gaz chock full of painful things she's going to do to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

So can I be invited to the birthday party then?
You can watch Clenders kick me in the balls and take my kneecaps.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Oh yeah, 'FAIL'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Got the myspace?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

they are called Hickey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That should have been all the evidence you needed
That they were twee, lame-ass, piss-weak indie wank.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I know, I know.
I was so high at the time, I would have agreed to trying out for a Bowie tribute band.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)