I had a nightmare this morning, and towards the end of it, a madman kidnapped me
Lo and behold, I was awoken by the very definition of a 'raving' lunatic roaring as he bounced up our street. There was a sick-looking old bloke acting nervous (he may be unconnected) and a little baldy bloke (possibly on the phone to the madman) changing his mind TWICE about walking up my street.
What annoys me is, I'll probably never know what caused the mad fat cunt to wake us all up.

It will never be as amusing as the gay domestic, so as disturbances go, it fails.

What's going on in your 'hood?
Or what's in your dreams? (I can't share mine yet. I haven't come to terms with it.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:11, 130 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well we've had no rain today (first time all week).
so have started clearing up all the damage caused on wednesday by the rain. I was driving to school this morning and saw the farmer up the road had five dead calves all piled up which made me all sad.

In my dreams... I don't remember. Your dream sounds terrifying though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:15, Reply)

Oh no, poor baby cows! And their lovely brown eyes,

Dream started out normal, but it turned ominous.
Was meant to be a day trip, but the bf mistook a shanty town in Stoke for Alton Towers car park, and took up a game of footy in some city zoo and leisure complex. Then I got lost in fields in the burny sun, then they wouldn't let me see the dolphins, and he was still playing footy, then the place closed with me outside and the carpark suddenly became a crack den, and then this fella got me, and he was going "Look at your body language. You're giving away that you're intimidated. You're fucked now..." and nobody would help me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Your subconscious worries me.
Do you never have nice dreams? I had liquorice in mine just now, but I can't remember anything else.
(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:24, Reply)

I do have nice dreams
But the nightmares are winning this year.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Hmm. I'm sorry to hear that
but I suppose bad dreams are better than bad shit actually happening.
(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Oh totally

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:31, Reply)

oh gosh, that's a bit horrible.
I hate dreams like that.

In other news, I got 17 out of 20 on my latest chemistry test, which made me do a happy dance. :D And I'm going to a party tomorrow! Yay! Party!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:26, Reply)

Well done!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:31, Reply)

You should cherish your dreams.
Mine have narratives, and are sometimes episodic and expect them to run the credits at the end.

By lady doesn't remember any of her dreams.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:37, Reply)

I ain't cherishing that one
He tried to sell me for Mars Bars
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Do you prefer Snickers?
Or are you worried it was a special Mars bar?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:41, Reply)

He tried to sell ME
FOR Mars Bars. He was asking my price in Mars Bars. He was a madman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:44, Reply)

Apologies, I should have read your post.
I interpret this as your worry that DJTP will sell you into the scandinavian white slave trade, for less than the going rate.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:49, Reply)

It's crossed my mind, Bart

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

He must have been mad if he wanted to kidnap you.
I'm listening to Sleeper and waiting to go to work. We've been delayed which is shit cos I need to go to the opticians this afternoon to get me shades fixed for tomorrow. Won't have time at this rate.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Fuck off you
With your paedo shades.
Good on you for Sleeper though. I can hear Sale of the Century all in my head now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I think Delicious was written about me
And you can't go to football without oversized ahades. It's the rules.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

A friend told me that the crazies are more noticeable in summer
because once the weather starts improving they start feeling better and then decide to stop taking their medication.

I haven't been having bad dreams but every time I lie down to go to sleep I get a really short vision of me or someone I care about getting hit by a car. It's like it has replaced that falling dream that people usually have when they're just nodding off.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Our weather's been shit
But even in work we do get more crazies in summer so there could be something in this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:40, Reply)

I get the falling dream quite often.
I wake up grabbing hold of the bed clothes, and have been known to scream like Ned Flanders.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Aw poor Ned when he screams

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I'm much less manly in my dreams.
Compared to real life.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:50, Reply)

I read somewhere
that the falling dream is some kind of hangover from when early man slept in trees to keep away from wild animals. Might be rubbish but it is a common one.

Ned's scream always cracks me up, "It's true, I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

No, you watched it on QI the other night

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You're probably right

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Well doctor Z, I also have a braking dream
Where I wake up with my right foot pressing against an invisible brake peddle to avoid a crash. Could the two be connected?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Perhaps
Maybe you are the next evolutionary step. Your braking dream is a remnant of your ancestors motoring near-misses.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

ignore Al he has been like a really shit Columbo
the past couple of days
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

He's been VIGILANT
and that is important
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:04, Reply)

he called me Bert
that = MASSIVE FAIL
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Nobody can escape the scrutiny
I'm buying popcorn for 'Roger' and his next installment.
There'll be trouble at mill soon. It's too blissfull right now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I forgot to look at B&B what episode was it again scouse?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Incognito

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

yeah it's on here , well it looks like it is.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

CREVICE & BUNGHEAD!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Have you checked your QOTW answer?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:11, Reply)

cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'll wear that as a badge of honour

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:17, Reply)

dreaming's for suckers
I see all my pictures during the day. Day off lie in today.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:56, Reply)

On your iDream?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

no with my ieyes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

like this one?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Hood?
Police were round last week, bashing someones front door in. Everyone was out googly-eying the spectacle, thinking it was some drugs bust.

Some old geezer had fallen over and couldn't open the door to his carer.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Old men can be well violent
They turn in a flash
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

He was arrested
He fell over in the direction of the police.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I had the worst dream ever
I had a baby with a guy who was a bastard so I had left him (and the baby obviously) and started a new life. However he tracked me down and made me spend tiem with this devil child who was a cross between Chuckie and Stewie (but with a normal shaped head) called Tia (the name of my dog IRL) anyway I managed to escape using a teleportation device and then I spend a lot of my dream running away from him in a massive Vegas style Casino/hotel (I think I was looking for my new boyfriend and I think I was with some people but I forget who they were supposed to be) then I was running through the kitchen and he caught me again and then I woke up.

I may never sleep again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Scoop out your brains with a spoon
Then you'll never have to worry about it again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Arcade Fire tickets for London sold out in a blink of an eye
So I'm going standing in Manchester, which I'm not too upset about. I cannot fucking wait, and it's in December.

I'm now debating going back to sleep vs making something of my day vs sorting out my walldrobe in the hope of finding my baccy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I only got 3 and a half hours sleep
so I didn't have time to dream last night :-(

But I have some real corkers from time to time.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

r n

I love conkers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I dream of Genie
Da DUH, da DUH, da duh-duh-duh da DUH
Da DUH, da DUH, da duh-duh-duh da DUH

Edit - Shit, that's "Bewitched"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:32, Reply)

You mean
Dooooo DOO, doo doo doo doooo doo
Dooooo DOO, doo doo doo doooo doo
Dooooo DOO, doo doo doo doooo doo
DOO do do do DOO
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Yes I do
I was thinking that, but I typed out the theme tune to Bewitched. HOW MAD AM I?!!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I am currently annoying my office by going
Ba ba ba ba baaaa BA bababababa
doo doodoodoo doo doo doodoodoodoodoooooo

One million points to anyone that gets it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

The Final Countdown?

(berk, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's good
but it's not right
Thats

DOOLALOOLOOO DOOLALOODOODOO
DOOLALOOLOO DOOLALOO DOO DOO DOOLALOO DOOLALOO DOOOOALOOOOOOOOOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Is it the demented hooting of a diseased gibbon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

No that sounds like this
"I take massive drugs and love David Bowie"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oh good call!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Superman?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

nope

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

It's the Emperors march from Star Wars
I find your rack of paste disturbing...

RELEASE HIM VADER
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Everyone knows that is
DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN DUN
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Dammit

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

i am the muppet in my neighbourhood this morning
i had a personal training session this morning (6.30am... applause please?) during which i passed out. apparently breakfast really is the most important meal of the day. what a tool.

anyway, when i recovered, she was making me do a bit of boxing, which i've never done before, it was great. until i inadvertently smacked myself in the chin. what a total tool.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Jesus girl
There are easier ways!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:37, Reply)

i know...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I suppose you had the last laugh though?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

like when you try and take me on, you mean?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Needless to say.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

that was a shit last word
try again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

What a great trainer.
Are you liable to pass out? Take up boxing, the sport for people with half a brain or less.

"it never done me any harm." Ken Cleanairsystems.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I have to say
I'd rather the scally boys were into boxing rather than using guns, knives and dogs as weapons.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Amen sistah
Might also teach them some discipline and respect.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I mean it as well

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

So do I
I saw a program where some guy was teaching inner city 'youfs' boxing. He pretty much had 3 different gangs of lads, all of whom took up boxing and stopped stabbing each other outside the Co-op.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

It's a really good way of getting people to concentrate on something
which not only gets them fit, but lets them get any aggression out, plus the guys that teach boxing and are normally fucking nails so they learn a bit of respect for elders too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Well, that's me told.
In mitigation, the boxers I met at school, were all nutters, who used their fists as weapons against anyone they wished to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Precisely
This guy had that place running with the utmost respect and discipline, probably because if a kid stepped out of line he'd legitimately belt seven shades of shit out of the tyke.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

yeah i have been known to faint on several occasions
it was totally my fault though, and i was fine to carry on after a sports drink. i feel amazing now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:07, Reply)

You could retell that story as
"I did some boxing training today and somebody passed out!"
Makes you sound more heroic, no need to mention who passed out and when
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

i like this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I can't remember my dreams from last night
But most mornings I can hear the upstairs neighbour puking their guts out. Both her and her fella are on the tubby side, so it ain't bulimia (unless they're shit), and it's been going on for about 6 months now. It's not the most pleasant of things to hear first thing in the morning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Maybe he is poisoning her

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Then he's doing a shit job, she's been upchucking for 6 months now
They're both proper sour, scowling bastards though. All my other neighbours smile and wave, but not those two cunts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Have you not seen Sixth Sense?
It takes a while

Also smile and wave point and laugh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I might just leave a bottle of bleach by their door
With "Finish her!" written on it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Do it!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Alright?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Aye
You alright?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

No, fucking shit.
My cat moves out tomorrow morning and despite being (obviously) really fucking hard and everything, it'll be a very sad day for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Why is your cat moving out?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Had enough of Monty playing Bowie at all hours
Always being late with the rent, never doing his fair share of the dishes, and leaving clumps of hair and 'fluids' clogging up the drain.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I can imagine as a cat that woud get annoying
but what I'm really interested is how the cat gave it's notice.

edit - also, you're a massive cunt - see below.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:02, Reply)

He wrote me a letter,
and, even though he's only a cat, he was still able to use apostrophes correctly, which is a great deal more than can be said for you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I bet your cat
Can spell 'would' as well.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Ha! missed that one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

These reasons and many, many more.
He's moving to the country where he'll have a garden etc and won't have to be locked in a flat all day looking out of the window. He's so fucking fat it's embarrassing, and needs to run around and get more out of life.

It's the right thing to do but that doesn't make it pleasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Sorry to hear that Monty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I hope your cat sends you regular postcards
with little pawprints on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I can visit him whenever I like,
but seeing as it's my ex's parents (an old ex - I wouldn't let my baby-mother's ghastly pikey parents anywhere near my cat) that will be never.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I hope your cat doesn't start a fight with the
local Fox Gang and lose
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

He's the size of a fucking shetland pony.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I hope your cat takes a road trip to Leaminton Spa
and keys TGB's car
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I keep having very vivid dreams where I'm fighting in WWII
Which is odd, considering I'm only 22.
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I had a phone call at 4:18 this morning
from a bloke I've not spoken to for two years. I didn't answer.

I also didn't answer the two calls or the text I've had from the chappie who invited me to try out for his band last Friday. When I checked them out on Myspace it turned out that his idea of blues/country rock is actually ‘weedy indie’ by my reckoning. He was a nice kid and he had some of the most massive drugs I’ve sampled in ages – and they have their own rehearsal space just up the road from me….but they’re shit and I don’t know how to say this without being a cunt so I am officially chickening out of the whole thing.

Cool, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I have a jam 'sesh' with an old jamming partner on Sunday
He wants us to do an acoustic set at his band's gig night in a couple of weeks.
I predict fal but I'm dying to dust off the cobwebs and SING FOR THE LORD!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Pardon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

There I fixed it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I think you're still missing an i

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

"fal"?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Oi You MASSIVE cunt.
Sending my BFF pictures implying I said she was a bitch. I'm not inviting you to mrs al's awesome birthday party now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Aww what?
If it's any consolation, she replied with a gaz chock full of painful things she's going to do to me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

So can I be invited to the birthday party then?
You can watch Clenders kick me in the balls and take my kneecaps.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Oh yeah, 'FAIL'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Got the myspace?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

they are called Hickey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That should have been all the evidence you needed
That they were twee, lame-ass, piss-weak indie wank.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I know, I know.
I was so high at the time, I would have agreed to trying out for a Bowie tribute band.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I try not to dream
look at what happened to that black guy after he started talking about his
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I bought a new dressing gown yesterday and it's so lovely and soft it's like my body is being hugged by a well loved teddy bear after I've just gotten out the swimming pool as a 8 year old and someone is wrapping a towel around me and giving me a big hug.
I don't get hugs much in my life, not many, and although wearing an extra smooth dressing gown isn't a replacement, it reminds me of the days when I did get hugs, the good old days, before the darkness came and took over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

oh gonz
I know I shouldn't laugh at your posts but I can't help myself
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

It's OK, you can mock me and my dressing gown.
Someone has left passive aggressive notes around the house saying things like "Clean me" and "I need a polish". I was going to do it all today as a suprise off my own back, but now it's like they've told me to do it, and because I've been told to do it, I don't want to do it, as a form of rebellian. PLUS, plus, I half cleaned the kitchen yesterday but didn't finish because I had work to go to, and there was no recongition at all !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Sounds like a good dressing gown
Where did you get it? My favourite one was free after I collected tokens from Nescafe Jars.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

ASDA !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I've got a fabulous giant John Lewis one that makes me look like a polar bear
My dad bought it for my mum, but she's going through The Change so it made her uncomfortable and warm. I loved her in it. She looked like a little fat polar bear or a baby penguin, but anyway, I've won because I have a superior quality white towelling dressing gown instead of my usual Primark affairs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Your mum's becoming a werewolf?
Also, I had a vague urge to photoshop a black bob on a polar bear, but that's passed now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I would have liked that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)