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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was really quite ill last weekendand didn't want anything to eat. My mum, of course, wouldn't take no for an answer and jollied, cajoled and eventually forced me in to eating some sunday dinner. So, as I was sat at the table with my family, feebling picking at some chicken, I felt a fart rattle it's way down my colon. I thought I could probably sneak it out without anyone noticing. Boy, was I wrong.
I followed through. Copiously. Then I was sick. Then I went back to bed* where I should have been left in the first place.
*I had a wash first, obviously
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
It wasn't my finest moment.That is reserved for when I caught actual genuine Medical Emergency type food poisoning and lost over a stone in a week.
EDIT - in fact, it was pretty much like himjim's story below. I heaved so hard at one point I actually tore a muscle.
(, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:32, Reply)
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