I got Campylobacter
from the River Avon in whilst canoeing.

Spraying from both ends for a week or so, incredible stomach pains, and I shit myself twice in a delirious haze.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I caught something on a plane
and spent my entire michaelmas half-term trip to the USA lying on my front on a mattress, drinking flat coke and trying to do farts that weren't squidgy (I failed). I lost half a stone in a week, and I was only 11 at the time.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Great weight loss
program isn't it!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)