oh god oh god
how could i forget nars? best of all the makeup artists/ranges! although i tried to buy "orgasm" shimmer last week and work blocked it as a porno site..... waiting for the disciplinary email from IT.... i love MAC too, yes, very much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ok, next question:
What is 'orgasm' shimmer?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:39, Reply)

you don't need to know
you just need to tell us we look pretty when we wear it.

as a clue, though, it is made without using any real orgasms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:41, Reply)

They don't grind them up and make them into a liquid?
I think we really do live quite different lives.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:42, Reply)

we certainly do if you think
they are sufficiently tangible to be ground up and pasted across women's cheeks. what kind of girls have you been sleeping with, stone statues?!?!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Now there's a strange image if ever I've seen one
I'm still no further forward as to what it is. I'm sure it'll make your lips look simply fabulous though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:49, Reply)

you're nearly there!
it's a shimmer stick for use on eyes, cheeks and lips, retails at around forty pounds, lasts forever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:52, Reply)

£40!?!
That's as bad as someone I was talking to earlier who said her haircut was nearly £60.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:54, Reply)

jesus
mine is 340 for a cut, colour and highlights. where does your friend have hers done, maybe i should change!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

See, this is the thing about not living in cities
Also, I conclude that you make far too much money. But still hang around on b3ta, so you can't be all bad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:58, Reply)

generally i work from about 8am-9pm
sometimes until 2 or 3am, depending on whether i have a major case on.

if i were more efficient, i could probably achieve the work in more like 9am-7 or 8pm. but pissing around a bit, either on here or with colleagues, is how i choose to cope with the long hours and the stress!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'd have a pellet gun in the office
And shoot stuff if I got annoyed. And not work as long hours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)

there is a distinct appeal to this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Damn right there is
I'll probably get one anyway wherever I end up working.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Maybe he only goes for Maybelline girls

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:56, Reply)

She was born like that
Honest.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:57, Reply)

My sister in law used to send me tons of MAC and Nars freebies as she's a make up artist
Sadly she became a shitcunt and we're no longer friends so I don't get freebies anymore. Nars lip things are the best. Urban decay and benefit are nice for funky eye shadows on the cheap, but MAC beats them hands down for quality.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:55, Reply)

i also think mac is pretty cheap
for a designer brand. i have loads of their shimmer pots, they are nine quid and last forever.

shame about the shitcunt-age, for more reasons than the make-up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Yeah, that was a tiny reason why I liked her, but her choice I guess.
Too bad I don't do pandering or I'd probably be on better terms with her again.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:02, Reply)