I think bumhole pics might jog my memory a bit better.
Weird condition that, I donno the ins'n'out of it, I ain't medical staff, but Chompy works for the NHS, and mentioned that bumhole pics are great for the memory, and I for one believe him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i think you are confusing me with batshitmentalist/workboresme
i have never sent anyone a butthole shot. have you ever tried to photograph your own arse attractively? IMPOSSIBLE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Fuck the bumhole pics, that one pays your mortgage, I wish I didn't bully her off when I found that out.
I could have totally OH WOE IS ME'd myself into a Bently.

Nah', I ain't got load-baring walls, I'd lose the deposit on my place if I rigged up a pully system.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Pully system for the photos, I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:12, Reply)

yeah
you screwed up royally there...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:13, Reply)

It's cool, I'm hopefully gonna be buying next year.
I'm just gutted that I missed out on the penthouse of One Hyde Park. Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:14, Reply)

some of our clients
have bought flats in there. dareisayit, i actually don't like it now they've taken the scaffolding down. it looks a bit... cheap and unoriginal. but then i only like older buildings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I love the idea of getting a "take-away" from Heaston Bluemental's place and the SAS guy inspecting the delivery man.
If I'm honest, I wouldn't go for it even if I was a billionare. Think about this, you know those country mansions, with swimming pools and golf courses on the outskirts of london, such as Hertfordshire. Well, they're around £10-15m. You could buy _ten_ of them for the cost of that. Those places don't even come with swimming pools and squash courses, but something like 'discounted access', as if you'd need a discount if you're shelling out that sort of cash.

I donno what I'm going for yet, hopefully a 3 bed with garden so I can get a dog, a couple of flatmates and an office.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:23, Reply)

ooooooooooh
what make of dog?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:25, Reply)

I donno yet, depends on the situation.
If I go for a small dog, I like pugs/jack-russels/king-charles/scotty thing.
If I go for a big dog, something like a labradoor/husky/[whatever batehoven was]

I go for soppy and silly dogs. I'd research it properly, but I wouldn't get the sort of dogs that all the ru'boys seem to get these days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 15 Aug 2010, 22:31, Reply)