Oh yeah
But he drinks it all year round, and only observes rules when he's fasting for Ramadan.
So when it;s Ramadan he has no ciggies, no weed, no booze, no sex, no solo sex, and observes all the fasting rules as well.

I was just pissed off that he gives himself a day off from fasting and the smoking ban, but then still observes the booze ban.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So he's a practising muslim
for one month of the year, essentially?
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

yes
I have told him that he gets no virgins at the end.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Surely he should get six

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I forget which comedian it was
it may have been Billy Connolly, who said that this idea of getting seven virgins in paradise is completely overrated - most men would prefer seven up-for-anything slappers.
(berk, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)

He's not practicing very hard, is he?
BOOM! BOOM!*


*additionalterroristlolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)